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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/1414,009
Google Transcribe3/3/1413,941
Picture Catchups2/20/1414,092
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/1413,955
Computers, Computers12/14/1313,963
News - Year In Review11/30/1378
Long Live the Civic11/2/1345
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1351
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1359
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1352
Our Wedding10/3/1344
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1355
Football Fans8/27/1340
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1353
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/1341
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1357
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/1370
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1383
White People Music6/25/1359
Lost Love6/12/1349
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1361
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1361
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1355
Junk Car3/27/1349
Gender Coverage3/3/1346
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1359
Happy New Year!1/3/1340
Modern Medicine12/21/1247
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1260
Duck Dynasty11/23/1242
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1261
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/1240
Actual Food11/11/1249
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/12650
Super Spacemobile8/18/1253
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1239
Florence Fight Club6/30/1241
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1265
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/12156
Picture Catch Up2/19/1240
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12612
IAWTV Awards1/11/1243
Happier News12/30/1151
Sad News12/28/1144
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/11374
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1146
The Great State War12/8/1142
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1155
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1173
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1187
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1132
A**hole Monkey9/30/1142
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1166
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1134
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1199
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1158
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1161
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/11205
Book Signing6/17/1152
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/1165
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11523
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11691
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/111,397
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1149
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/1196
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1141
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1158
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/1180
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/1175
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1148
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1152
Terror Baby4/6/1156
WNBA Dunk3/28/1137
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1159
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1151
Dead Fish Tide3/10/1168
Hit and Rearview3/8/1162
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1140
Expired Shampoo2/27/1187
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1146
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/11154
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/1134
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1142
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1133
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/11125
More Pictures1/20/1153
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/1194
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/11266
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/1167
Southern Hospitality1/4/1143
Wacky Symbols12/23/1054
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1058
Birthday Olympics12/14/1070
Catching Up12/9/1050
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10180
States of Confusion11/20/1056
VooDoo Donut11/18/1082
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/1072
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1038
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/10108
The Backin' Up Song10/8/1037
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/10293
GIF of the Day9/22/1049
More Bars In More Places9/13/1044
You Down With?9/3/1042
Holiday Graph8/17/1058
Andre the Giant8/12/10310
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/1040
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1050
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1050
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1043
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1049
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/1038
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1051
Happy 4th of July!7/2/1034
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/1093
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1050
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/10111
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/1074
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/1073
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/10119
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/1024
Man Diagram5/18/1049
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/1072
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/1066
Angry Turtle5/7/1042
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/10213
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/1041
Conspiracy Nut4/28/1033
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/10107
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1057
Barely a Bear4/19/1022
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/1031
The Jessies, 20104/14/1026
Switzerland, 902104/12/1029
Viral Pixels4/8/1024
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1049
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/10127
10 Epic Pranks3/17/10178
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/1088
Century Map - Final!3/11/1032
It has begun...3/10/1031
Century Squared3/9/1055
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1041
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/1024
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1054
Natty Light2/17/1027
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1039
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/1074
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1059
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/1034
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/10144
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/1033
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/1062
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1040
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/1022
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/1033
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/1043
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/10107
Archives Updated1/5/1033
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/10297
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/10113
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/09119
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/0988
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/09100
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0947
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/09117
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/0987
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/0994
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/09121
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/0928
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0948
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/0983
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/0997
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/0963
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/0996
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/0969
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/0966
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09821
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/0981
Theo's Board11/5/0978
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/0998
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0945
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/09155
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/0982
Tournament For Life10/26/0938
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/0989
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0955
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/0966
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/09208
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/0960
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/0973
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/09276
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/0974
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/0973
Drag Racing10/1/0962
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0953
Lost and Found9/29/0991
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0946
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0945
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/09101
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0948
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/09168
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0941
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/0990
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/09193
Misconception Quiz9/3/0933
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0935
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/09200
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0958
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0941
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/09177
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/0981
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/09165
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/0961
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/09177
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/0940
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0960
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/09110
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/09196
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0954
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0966
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/09152
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/0998
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0951
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/0970
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/09175
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0960
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0952
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/0996
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/0940
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/09192
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/0991
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/09315
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/09145
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09683
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/093,573
4D of July7/6/09141
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/0971
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0942
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0955
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/09111
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/0967
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0948
Super Zorch 26/27/0945
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/0992
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/09136
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/0990
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/09120
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/0973
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/09102
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/0996
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/09202
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/0972
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0940
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0953
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0961
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0949
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/09104
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0950
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/0998
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/091,540
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0968
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/09112
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/0932
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0963
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0956
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0954
Super Zorch5/25/0954
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/09104
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/0961
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0951
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/0955
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0947
Shark Suplex5/13/0997
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/0986
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/09459
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0967
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/0973
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/09125
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/09850
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/09154
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0955
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0967
The Haircut Dream4/29/0953
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/0974
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/0973
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/09129
The Mystery Poop4/23/09163
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/0968
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/09211
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0961
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/0987
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/0991
Easter Follow-up4/14/0998
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0950
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/091,877
I Heart 8mpg4/9/0997
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/0991
Fortune Cookie4/7/0956
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/09208
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/09129
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/0963
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0963
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0764
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/07101
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/0769
Origami Boulder12/10/0758
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/0765
My Will - PS11/11/0746
My Will11/9/0783
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/07104
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/0772
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0767
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0751
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0748
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/07118
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/07194
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/07167
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/0778
Turbo Prop10/1/0763
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0744
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0745
Mascot Death Matches9/22/0786
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0752
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/0784
I Hate Moving9/7/0753
The New House9/3/0746
Wedding Horror8/31/0750
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/07105
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0747
Yard Games8/13/0772
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/0778
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/07121
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/07110
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0728
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0751
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/07112
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07138
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0749
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/0772
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/07105
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0776
Choking Hazard6/7/07100
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0741
Ron's BAC5/27/0795
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0739
PS - May5/18/0727
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0738
Q and A5/15/0770
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/0722
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/0732
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/0768
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0738
Tri 25/3/0744
Broken Printer4/19/0742
Venne Week4/15/0736
Marlboro Mask3/30/0738
Airport Rant3/17/07109
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/0789
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0749
Random Words2/23/0759
Euginia's Story2/1/0773
My Gay Date1/28/0760
Waterless Toilets1/17/0752
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/0682
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0654
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/0631
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0636
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0654
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0663
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0665
Line Rider11/14/0666
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/0688
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/0679
Parking Ticket11/2/0656
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/0629
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/0639
Voicemail auditions10/25/0637
Our New Website10/16/0645
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/0635
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0662
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0650
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/0633
Giant Blueberries9/26/0655
Gun Case9/23/0630
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0647
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/0674
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0634
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0636
Failure Defined9/7/0631
New Roommate... Again9/6/0632
Totalling Totals9/3/0629
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/0628
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0634
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0630
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/0623
Representative Places8/24/0638
Phone a Friend8/22/0633
Drunk at Wedding8/21/0636
Wombats on a Moped8/17/0632
Snakes on a Plane8/16/0628
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0649
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/0634
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0640
Kicked Out8/9/0633
Brian's Wedding8/8/0634
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0632
House of Wax8/2/0638
Website Reconstruction7/27/0628
Last Day of Security7/24/0662
Mail Order Camera7/22/0623
Caste Party7/20/0634
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0647
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0656
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0646
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0668
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0642
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0653
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0652
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/06124
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0628
Security Nap6/28/0635
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/0619
Beef Jerky6/23/0623
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/0643
Soldier Homecoming6/19/0623
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/0646
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/0653
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/0638
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/0633
Epic Weekend part 26/8/0620
Epic Weekend part 16/7/0629
More Hershey6/6/0627
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0672
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/0646
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/0632
Play Pics5/25/0638
Show's Down5/22/0634
Show's Up5/15/0632
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0647
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0654
Broken Parking Meters5/3/0631
Cat Lipstick4/29/0679
Not Normal4/25/0636
Airplane Proposal4/22/0628
Easter in New York4/19/0642
You're An All-Star4/16/0639
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/0627
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0638
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0645
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/0628
Almost 04/05/064/4/0626
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/0629
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0645
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/0631
Nine Stages3/25/0619
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/0623
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0643
Casting Call3/13/0625
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/0620
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/0674
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0643
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0643
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0650
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/0631
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/0671
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/0625
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/0635
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/0626
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0648
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/0637
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0634
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0633
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0640
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/0679
Ski Trip1/26/0635
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/0633
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/0628
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/0632
Outburst Birth Control1/20/0625
Golf Trip1/18/0623
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0633
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0636
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/0625
Another Year12/31/0527
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0544
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0548
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0555
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0540
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0536
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/0524
Double Traffic12/16/0531
Words That Suck Ass12/15/0533
Words That Are Cool12/14/0540
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/0532
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/0519
More Fun With Pennies12/8/0539
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0547
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/0531
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0549
Turkey Smuggling11/29/0531
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/0520
Jury Duty11/22/0528
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0542
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/0530
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0537
Free Razor11/9/0531
More Costume Ideas11/7/0544
Costume Ideas11/4/0535
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/0531
Jenn's Ass10/31/0533
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0538
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0541
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/0599
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0530
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/0529
Sky Mall10/21/0579
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0535
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0541
Hair's Your Post10/11/0535
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/0524
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0545
T9Word Foiled10/7/0527
T9Word Challenge10/5/0537
T9Word Story10/4/0541
House Phone10/2/0520
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/0524
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/0530
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/0536
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0548
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/0520
Sam's Elevator9/22/0541
Modern Convenience9/19/0518
We've done it!9/16/0533
Two Years in L.A.9/15/0522
Claw Hammer9/13/0546
My Fortune9/11/0519
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/0560
Electrical Surge9/6/0527
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/0518
Family Picture9/5/0540
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/0524
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0539
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0547
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0552
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0546
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/0574
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0545
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0547
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0535
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0540
One More Picture8/13/0536
Last Idaho Post8/10/0546
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/0533
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/0568
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0554
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0547
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0549
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/0536
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/0520
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/0543
Own3d, again7/14/0524
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0544
Speaking of cars...7/11/0537
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0556
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0539
Blueberry Juice7/7/0559
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/0528
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/0529
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0547
Good Day6/28/0526
My First Shooting6/27/0558
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0543
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/0533
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0530
My First Earthquake6/19/0571
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0552
Porn Truck6/16/0552
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0550
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0536
Off To Las Vegas6/9/0526
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/0527
Beer Voices6/7/0526
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/0531
Customer Service6/4/0534
Final Referral Post6/2/0541
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/0530
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0535
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/05172
Speaking of Which...5/26/0532
Donkey Balls5/25/0557
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/0537
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/0542
Old Country Punking5/17/0536
Fucking Door5/15/0549
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/0534
SAT Stumper5/10/0553
Barely a Musical5/9/0564
Husband of the Year5/5/0534
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0545
Termite Carnival5/2/0556
One Upped4/28/0533
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/0522
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0536
Gross Cups4/25/0529
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0549
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/0583
Pope Odds4/20/0530
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/0520
Return of the Smile4/7/0523
Christian Science4/2/0563
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0538
Best Search Hits - March4/2/0518
Nick and Angie3/8/0538
Lost Hat3/5/0543
Best Search Hits - February3/2/0531
New York2/22/0556
Off to NY; New Record2/18/0540
April's Couch2/17/0536
April's Cooler2/16/0525
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0545
High Speed Chase2/11/0579
Losing A Car2/7/0528
Gaining A Car 22/6/0546
Gaining A Car2/5/0597
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0550
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0533
Guest Post - Mark1/30/0527
...Still In Mourning1/27/0528
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0551
It's Over1/22/0529
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/0530
A Weekend1/17/0527
Rain in LA1/15/0541
Of course...1/13/0533
The Magnum1/12/0548
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/0526
Gay Bar1/9/0524
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/0529
Best Search Hits - December1/6/0530
Happy New Year1/3/0535
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/04127
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0439
Catching Up12/27/0446
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0443
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/0435
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0452
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/0421
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/0422
Or maybe...12/12/0440
My Birthday12/11/0436
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0452
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0443
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/0425
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/0440
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/0432
Best Search Hits - November12/2/0426
Random Numbers12/1/0425
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0432
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/0431
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0441
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/0432
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/0437
Guest Post11/22/0428
Drawer of Death11/20/0466
Yankee Doodles11/19/0444
DDR PS11/17/0437
East Coast Trip11/15/0444
Burning! Burning!11/13/0433
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0434
Statue Add-On11/7/0475
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0442
Halloween Party10/31/0424
Samurai Weapons10/30/0452
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0437
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/0438
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0430
Allied Chem Dry10/20/0438
PS Johnny10/19/0434
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/0426
Dirty Pop Party10/16/0482
Assless Chaps10/13/0426
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/0435
Beer and Pizza10/9/0448
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/0468
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/0431
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/0428
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0432
Disastrous Trip9/27/0423
Here We Go Again...9/26/0435
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0446
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/0425
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/0462
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0444
Pay Toilets9/17/0459
One Year Anniversary9/15/0422
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/0427
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0463
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0444
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0441
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0441
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/0442
Work Schedule8/27/0430
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0456
My Toe Hurts8/15/0433
Moving In...8/14/0435
Moving Out...8/13/0424
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/0432
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/0425
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0458
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/0452
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0442
Camping 28/2/0448
The System7/27/0422
The Fall of Productivity7/25/0429
For the Love of God7/17/0429
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/0445
The Sad News...7/8/0425
Happy 4th7/4/0434
Vegas 36/30/0442
Vegas 26/29/0469
It Continues6/27/0435
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0452
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/0430
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0464
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0447
Catching Up5/29/0432
How You Found Me5/25/0438
Marathon Pix5/23/0434
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0441
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0435
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/0441
Car Stew5/6/0437
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0437
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0449
Car Set-Ups4/24/0451
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0451
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/04137
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0469
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/0474
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0444
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0432
Indian Giving3/26/0445
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0451
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/0498
Passion of the Criggety3/22/0461
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0446
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/0462
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0474
My Neck Hurts3/4/0449
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0457
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/04137
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/0487
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/0436
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/0470
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0460
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/0441
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0446
Week 202/3/0478
Week 191/28/0484
Week 181/21/0464
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/0499
Week 161/3/0495
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0334
Week 1512/21/0333
Week 1412/14/0335
Week 13.512/10/03133
Week 1312/7/0381
Week 1211/30/0333
Week 1111/23/0374
Week 1011/17/0358
Week 911/10/0390
Week 811/3/0353
Week 710/28/0372
Week 610/21/0348
Week 510/14/0393
Week 410/7/0356
Week 39/30/0329
Week 29/23/0377
Week 19/17/0364