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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14536
Google Transcribe3/3/14535
Picture Catchups2/20/14541
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14534
Computers, Computers12/14/13535
News - Year In Review11/30/133
Long Live the Civic11/2/134
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/135
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/135
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/134
Our Wedding10/3/133
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/133
Football Fans8/27/133
German8/20/134
Porter Ridge Road8/12/132
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/133
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/136
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/135
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/132
White People Music6/25/133
Lost Love6/12/132
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/133
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/133
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/132
Junk Car3/27/132
Gender Coverage3/3/132
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/134
Happy New Year!1/3/132
Modern Medicine12/21/122
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/126
Duck Dynasty11/23/123
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/123
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/122
Actual Food11/11/122
Election11/7/123
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1220
Super Spacemobile8/18/122
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/123
Florence Fight Club6/30/124
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/125
Moving!4/30/122
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/126
Snatch3/31/122
Picture Catch Up2/19/122
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1217
IAWTV Awards1/11/125
Happier News12/30/113
Sad News12/28/113
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/1111
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/113
The Great State War12/8/113
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/113
Breakfast Rappers11/1/117
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/113
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/112
A**hole Monkey9/30/114
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/113
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/112
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/115
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/114
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/115
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/1112
Book Signing6/17/112
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/113
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/1110
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/1113
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1150
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/114
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/114
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/112
Swimming With Snakes5/5/113
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/116
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/113
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/112
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/112
Terror Baby4/6/112
WNBA Dunk3/28/112
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/114
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/113
Dead Fish Tide3/10/114
Hit and Rearview3/8/114
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/114
Expired Shampoo2/27/115
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/112
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/117
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/112
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/112
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/114
Guns1/25/114
More Pictures1/20/114
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/114
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/118
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/114
Southern Hospitality1/4/112
Numbers12/28/108
Wacky Symbols12/23/104
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/103
Birthday Olympics12/14/102
Catching Up12/9/105
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/1014
States of Confusion11/20/105
VooDoo Donut11/18/107
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/103
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/104
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/105
Fortune10/13/102
The Backin' Up Song10/8/103
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/1010
GIF of the Day9/22/102
More Bars In More Places9/13/102
You Down With?9/3/103
Captcha8/30/102
Hacked8/25/105
Holiday Graph8/17/105
Andre the Giant8/12/1030
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/102
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/105
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/105
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/105
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/104
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/105
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/105
I've Got a Scammer6/22/106
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/104
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/103
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/105
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/106
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/101
Man Diagram5/18/101
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/103
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/103
Angry Turtle5/7/103
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1014
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/103
Conspiracy Nut4/28/101
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/103
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/104
Barely a Bear4/19/101
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/102
The Jessies, 20104/14/102
Switzerland, 902104/12/102
Viral Pixels4/8/101
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/104
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/104
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1010
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/107
Century Map - Final!3/11/101
It has begun...3/10/101
Century Squared3/9/104
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/108
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/101
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/101
Triceracopter2/23/101
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/102
Natty Light2/17/102
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/101
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/103
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/101
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/103
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/101
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/101
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/102
Jewelry1/25/102
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/101
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/102
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/103
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/102
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/105
Archives Updated1/5/101
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/1012
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/105
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/097
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/094
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/093
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/091
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/096
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/093
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/096
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/0913
Birthday12/11/096
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/093
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/093
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/095
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/094
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/095
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/093
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/094
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/096
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/0929
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/092
Theo's Board11/5/094
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/099
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/091
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/0910
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/092
Tournament For Life10/26/092
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/093
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/094
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/093
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/097
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/093
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/095
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/0912
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/095
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/096
Drag Racing10/1/094
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/094
Lost and Found9/29/095
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/093
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/094
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/094
1,000,000 Views!9/11/094
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/095
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/093
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/098
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/096
Misconception Quiz9/3/093
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/092
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/094
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/095
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/094
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/096
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/095
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/095
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/094
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/0911
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/091
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/096
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/095
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0912
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/092
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/094
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/096
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/095
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/092
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/093
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/097
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/093
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/094
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/095
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/093
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/098
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/095
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/099
Manolith7/14/093
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/096
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/0967
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09201
4D of July7/6/096
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/095
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/094
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/093
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/093
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/093
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/092
Super Zorch 26/27/093
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/095
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/095
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/095
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/096
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/095
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/096
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/094
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/099
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/095
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/092
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/096
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/093
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/091
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/091
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/096
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0955
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/095
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/096
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/094
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/094
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/093
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/094
Super Zorch5/25/094
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/094
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/094
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/093
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/093
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/093
Shark Suplex5/13/095
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/094
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/097
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/097
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/096
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/096
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/0930
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0911
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/094
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/093
The Haircut Dream4/29/092
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/093
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/091
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/095
The Mystery Poop4/23/095
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/094
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0914
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/094
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/092
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/097
Easter Follow-up4/14/093
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/093
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/0975
I Heart 8mpg4/9/092
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/096
Fortune Cookie4/7/093
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0911
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/094
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/093
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/093
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/074
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/076
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/071
Rants12/19/074
Origami Boulder12/10/077
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/071
My Will - PS11/11/073
My Will11/9/074
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/073
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/072
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/073
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/072
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/073
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/075
Marshmallows10/10/073
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0710
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/074
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/073
Turbo Prop10/1/072
Context9/25/072
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071
Mascot Rematch 19/23/071
Mascot Death Matches9/22/073
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/071
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/073
I Hate Moving9/7/074
The New House9/3/071
Wedding Horror8/31/072
And^58/28/072
Buffalo^88/27/072
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/075
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/072
Yard Games8/13/073
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/075
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/076
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/076
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/073
Cabin7/18/074
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/074
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/073
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/074
Undesirable6/25/076
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/078
Foot --> Mouth6/18/071
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/073
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/074
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/075
Choking Hazard6/7/075
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/075
Ron's BAC5/27/073
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/071
PS - May5/18/073
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/073
Q and A5/15/076
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/072
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/072
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/076
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/074
Tri 25/3/075
Broken Printer4/19/075
Venne Week4/15/071
Marlboro Mask3/30/072
Airport Rant3/17/077
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/072
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/072
Random Words2/23/075
Euginia's Story2/1/073
My Gay Date1/28/072
Waterless Toilets1/17/072
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/065
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/063
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/061
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/061
Spam12/8/062
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/064
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/064
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/066
Line Rider11/14/062
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/067
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/065
Hollyween11/5/064
Parking Ticket11/2/063
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/063
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/061
Voicemail auditions10/25/062
Dickies10/20/063
Mules10/18/062
Our New Website10/16/063
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/061
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/062
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/064
Americanians10/6/062
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/062
BAS-TARDs10/4/062
Godmother9/28/064
Giant Blueberries9/26/062
Reno9/25/061
Gun Case9/23/062
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/062
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/066
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/063
Warranty9/12/064
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/062
Failure Defined9/7/062
New Roommate... Again9/6/061
Totalling Totals9/3/061
Cavities9/1/062
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/061
Top Rated Weddings8/28/064
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/064
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/062
Representative Places8/24/064
Phone a Friend8/22/062
Drunk at Wedding8/21/064
Watermelons8/18/063
Wombats on a Moped8/17/064
Snakes on a Plane8/16/061
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/061
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/062
BTW8/12/062
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/062
Kicked Out8/9/062
Brian's Wedding8/8/062
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/065
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/062
House of Wax8/2/061
Back8/1/063
Website Reconstruction7/27/063
Last Day of Security7/24/063
Mail Order Camera7/22/061
Caste Party7/20/061
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/063
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/068
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/063
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/063
4th of July Follow-up7/9/065
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/062
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/063
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/066
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/063
Security Nap6/28/064
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/063
Beef Jerky6/23/061
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/062
Soldier Homecoming6/19/061
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/061
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/063
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/062
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/061
Hershey6/9/063
Epic Weekend part 26/8/061
Epic Weekend part 16/7/061
More Hershey6/6/062
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/062
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/062
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/061
Uhaul5/26/061
Play Pics5/25/064
Show's Down5/22/065
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/064
Show's Up5/15/062
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/065
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/064
Broken Parking Meters5/3/064
Cat Lipstick4/29/066
Speak-and-Type4/28/062
Not Normal4/25/063
Airplane Proposal4/22/063
Easter in New York4/19/064
You're An All-Star4/16/062
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/063
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/063
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/063
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/062
Almost 04/05/064/4/064
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/064
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/062
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/063
Nine Stages3/25/062
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/062
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/063
Casting Call3/13/066
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/061
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/064
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/065
Imaginary Numbers2/27/064
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/064
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/062
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/063
ZZyzx2/18/061
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/063
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/063
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/063
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/063
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/063
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/064
Alpacas2/3/062
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/063
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/062
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/064
FLIRT1/28/063
Ski Trip1/26/062
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/061
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/062
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/061
Outburst Birth Control1/20/063
Golf Trip1/18/061
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/062
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/062
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/062
Another Year12/31/052
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/053
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/055
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/053
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/054
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/051
Double Traffic12/16/052
Words That Suck Ass12/15/051
Words That Are Cool12/14/053
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/052
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/051
More Fun With Pennies12/8/051
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/053
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/052
Pennies12/2/053
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/054
Turkey Smuggling11/29/053
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/051
Jury Duty11/22/052
Leftovers11/21/052
PBR11/18/051
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/054
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/051
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/052
Surveys11/10/051
Free Razor11/9/053
More Costume Ideas11/7/051
Costume Ideas11/4/053
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/052
Jenn's Ass10/31/052
Lobby Ambassador10/30/054
BTW10/28/055
Snake v. Alligator10/26/052
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/055
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/054
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/052
Sky Mall10/21/055
Months10/20/052
Juxtaposition10/17/055
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/052
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/054
Hair's Your Post10/11/052
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/051
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/055
T9Word Foiled10/7/051
T9Word Challenge10/5/051
T9Word Story10/4/053
House Phone10/2/051
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/052
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/053
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/052
Student Truck Drivers9/26/054
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/052
Sam's Elevator9/22/054
Ilana9/20/052
Modern Convenience9/19/051
We've done it!9/16/051
Two Years in L.A.9/15/052
Claw Hammer9/13/054
My Fortune9/11/052
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/054
Electrical Surge9/6/052
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/051
Family Picture9/5/052
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/052
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/052
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/054
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/052
Death of the Scootskate8/25/052
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/054
Recap8/23/052
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/052
Old Style Nintendo8/21/052
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/053
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/052
One More Picture8/13/052
Last Idaho Post8/10/052
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/052
Barter8/8/051
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/053
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/053
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/053
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/053
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/054
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/052
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/054
Own3d, again7/14/052
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/052
Random7/11/052
Speaking of cars...7/11/054
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/053
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/053
Blueberry Juice7/7/052
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/052
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/051
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/055
TiVo7/1/051
Good Day6/28/052
My First Shooting6/27/053
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/055
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/052
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/052
Statistics6/21/051
My First Earthquake6/19/052
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/053
Porn Truck6/16/055
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/054
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/051
Vegas6/13/052
Off To Las Vegas6/9/052
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/051
Beer Voices6/7/051
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/051
Customer Service6/4/051
Final Referral Post6/2/052
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/051
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/052
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/051
Speaking of Which...5/26/052
Donkey Balls5/25/051
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/051
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/051
Old Country Punking5/17/051
Fucking Door5/15/056
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/051
SAT Stumper5/10/052
Barely a Musical5/9/052
Husband of the Year5/5/052
Whole Fish Plate5/3/053
Termite Carnival5/2/055
One Upped4/28/055
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/052
My Current Desktop Background4/26/055
Gross Cups4/25/052
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/052
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/055
Pope Odds4/20/052
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/052
Return of the Smile4/7/051
Christian Science4/2/054
Weekend Mayhem4/2/052
Best Search Hits - March4/2/051
Nick and Angie3/8/054
Lost Hat3/5/053
Best Search Hits - February3/2/051
New York2/22/054
Off to NY; New Record2/18/052
April's Couch2/17/052
April's Cooler2/16/051
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/053
Restocking2/13/052
High Speed Chase2/11/053
Weekend2/9/053
Losing A Car2/7/052
Gaining A Car 22/6/054
Gaining A Car2/5/052
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/053
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/052
Guest Post - Mark1/30/051
...Still In Mourning1/27/052
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/054
It's Over1/22/052
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/052
A Weekend1/17/052
Rain in LA1/15/054
Of course...1/13/052
The Magnum1/12/052
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/052
Gay Bar1/9/052
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/052
Best Search Hits - December1/6/052
Own3d1/5/053
Happy New Year1/3/051
NYG12/31/043
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/043
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/043
Catching Up12/27/041
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/042
Anticipation12/19/042
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/043
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/045
Supersecurity12/16/042
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/042
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/041
Or maybe...12/12/043
My Birthday12/11/041
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/043
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/041
In'N'Out12/7/045
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/042
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/041
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/044
Best Search Hits - November12/2/041
Random Numbers12/1/041
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/043
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/042
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/044
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/042
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/043
Guest Post11/22/042
Drawer of Death11/20/042
Yankee Doodles11/19/042
DDR PS11/17/042
DDR11/16/043
East Coast Trip11/15/047
Burning! Burning!11/13/043
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/043
Statue Add-On11/7/042
Statue11/4/042
Best Search Hits - October11/2/043
Halloween Party10/31/044
Samurai Weapons10/30/044
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/044
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/042
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/043
Allied Chem Dry10/20/043
PS Johnny10/19/043
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/042
Dirty Pop Party10/16/045
Assless Chaps10/13/042
Computerless10/12/042
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/043
Beer and Pizza10/9/045
PBR10/6/044
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/044
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/043
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/043
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/044
Disastrous Trip9/27/044
Here We Go Again...9/26/043
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/043
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/043
How?9/21/043
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/044
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/044
Pay Toilets9/17/044
One Year Anniversary9/15/043
Stripfest9/11/044
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/044
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/043
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/044
Yoshinoya9/4/042
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/042
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/044
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/042
Skunking8/29/043
Work Schedule8/27/044
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/045
My Toe Hurts8/15/043
Moving In...8/14/041
Moving Out...8/13/041
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/041
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/042
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/043
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/043
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/042
Camping 28/2/043
Countdown8/1/041
The System7/27/043
The Fall of Productivity7/25/043
AVP7/22/041
For the Love of God7/17/042
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/041
Malibu7/12/043
Dodgeball7/11/042
The Sad News...7/8/043
Happy 4th7/4/043
Eureka!7/2/043
Vegas 36/30/042
Vegas 26/29/043
It Continues6/27/042
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/042
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/041
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/045
Vacation!6/3/043
Diligence6/2/043
Securitata!5/31/045
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/045
Catching Up5/29/044
How You Found Me5/25/043
Marathon Pix5/23/042
Gas5/18/043
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/044
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/044
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/043
Car Stew5/6/044
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/043
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/042
Car Set-Ups4/24/042
Triathlon P.S.4/20/046
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/048
Triathlon4/18/044
Security Guard of the Month4/9/043
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/042
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/042
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/043
Indian Giving3/26/042
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/043
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/046
Passion of the Criggety3/22/044
Wholesale Bliss3/15/043
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/042
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/047
My Neck Hurts3/4/042
Dueling Diatribes2/29/042
McTriathlon2/26/043
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/046
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/044
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/042
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/043
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/045
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/043
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/043
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/042
Week 202/3/044
Week 191/28/043
Week 181/21/043
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/047
20041/7/042
Week 161/3/043
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/032
Week 1512/21/032
Week 1412/14/032
Week 13.512/10/034
Week 1312/7/032
Week 1211/30/032
Week 1111/23/033
Week 1011/17/035
Week 911/10/033
Week 811/3/032
Week 710/28/033
Week 610/21/035
Week 510/14/034
Week 410/7/031
Week 39/30/031
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