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4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"12/31/112,603
IAWTV Awards12/31/113,208
Happier News12/30/114,761
Sad News12/28/114,898
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/116,248
The Great State War12/8/114,661
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/114,843
Breakfast Rappers11/1/118,537
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/119,503
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/119,296
A**hole Monkey9/30/119,014
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/119,912
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/119,066
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/119,101
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/117,902
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/119,912
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/113,310
Book Signing6/17/111,408
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/112,513
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/113,080
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/113,426
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/116,020
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/114,408
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/114,309
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/114,336
Swimming With Snakes5/5/114,247
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/112,331
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/112,758
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/112,750
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/112,596
Terror Baby4/6/112,735
WNBA Dunk3/28/113,084
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/112,951
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/112,590
Dead Fish Tide3/10/112,864
Hit and Rearview3/8/112,631
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/112,512
Expired Shampoo2/27/112,025
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/113,094
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1113,460
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/111,418
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,042
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/113,640
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/114,707
Guns1/25/114,015
More Pictures1/20/114,663
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/114,527
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1137,382
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/115,004
Southern Hospitality1/4/114,701
Numbers12/28/105,559
Wacky Symbols12/23/104,550
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/103,223
Birthday Olympics12/14/103,792
Catching Up12/9/103,218
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/104,333
States of Confusion11/20/106,044
VooDoo Donut11/18/105,884
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/105,832
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/105,465
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/104,584
Fortune10/13/103,477
The Backin' Up Song10/8/103,651
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/104,886
GIF of the Day9/22/104,966
More Bars In More Places9/13/104,120
You Down With?9/3/103,352
Captcha8/30/103,429
Hacked8/25/102,694
Holiday Graph8/17/104,482
Andre the Giant8/12/101,449
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/102,980
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/101,774
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/103,786
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1038,139
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/104,083
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,044
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/102,740
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,073
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/103,047
I've Got a Scammer6/22/102,619
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/103,764
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/103,903
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/104,308
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/107,261
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/102,932
Man Diagram5/18/104,582
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/104,004
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/103,795
Angry Turtle5/7/102,581
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/106,742
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/102,614
Conspiracy Nut4/28/102,644
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/103,491
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/103,245
Barely a Bear4/19/102,779
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/103,351
The Jessies, 20104/14/102,895
Switzerland, 902104/12/103,276
Viral Pixels4/8/103,904
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/104,048
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/107,129
10 Epic Pranks3/17/106,767
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/103,607
Century Map - Final!3/11/101,768
It has begun...3/10/101,783
Century Squared3/9/101,442
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/101,332
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/101,944
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/102,173
Triceracopter2/23/101,619
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/101,845
Natty Light2/17/101,456
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/101,857
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/102,574
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,014
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/102,610
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/102,361
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/101,467
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/103,553
Jewelry1/25/101,588
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/101,597
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/101,641
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/101,530
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/101,385
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/101,791
Archives Updated1/5/101,494
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/103,529
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/101,917
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/094,181
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/091,539
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/092,200
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/091,832
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/092,061
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/091,847
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/091,935
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/092,168
Birthday12/11/092,094
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/092,327
My 15 Favorite Porn Titles (Based on Actual Movies)12/7/095,623
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/092,222
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/091,907
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/092,185
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/092,467
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/093,079
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/092,717
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/093,109
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09911,375
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/093,384
Theo's Board11/5/091,697
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/093,989
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/091,911
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/095,569
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/091,444
Tournament For Life10/26/091,565
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/092,026
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/094,491
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/091,402
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/095,098
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/091,866
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/093,969
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/092,380
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/093,920
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/091,499
The SAT is racist!10/5/092,651
Drag Racing10/1/092,185
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/092,048
Lost and Found9/29/092,068
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/092,477
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/092,067
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/094,269
1,000,000 Views!9/11/091,430
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/092,425
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/091,623
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/091,662
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/096,897
Misconception Quiz9/3/091,608
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/09760
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/093,278
65 Synonyms for "Having Sex"8/27/096,453
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/091,758
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/091,804
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/092,968
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/092,194
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0911,518
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/091,641
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/093,239
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/093,285
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/091,676
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/093,001
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/095,979
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/092,274
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/092,584
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/096,412
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/094,040
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/092,159
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/091,498
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/092,525
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/098,940
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/091,516
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/093,419
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/091,803
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/097,162
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/091,531
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/096,295
Manolith7/14/091,410
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/093,064
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/092,301
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09106,782
4D of July7/6/091,397
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/091,443
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/099,444
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/091,348
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/091,366
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/091,548
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/091,446
Super Zorch 26/27/091,120
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/09963
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/091,375
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/091,640
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/091,155
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/09966
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/091,007
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/09861
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/091,004
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/091,053
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/091,032
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/09880
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/091,385
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/09978
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/092,562
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/091,445
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/091,460
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0955,307
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/092,272
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/092,813
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/091,290
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/091,115
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/09861
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/09910
Super Zorch5/25/09883
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/092,346
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/091,685
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/091,389
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/091,313
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/091,565
Shark Suplex5/13/093,955
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/091,767
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0980,070
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/092,113
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/093,744
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/096,603
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,139,994
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0961,829
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/092,203
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/092,179
The Haircut Dream4/29/091,529
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/091,811
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/09958
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/096,789
The Mystery Poop4/23/092,054
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/094,679
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0920,514
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/09523
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/091,102
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/092,524
Easter Follow-up4/14/09920
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/091,251
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09325,966
I Heart 8mpg4/9/091,164
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/092,729
Fortune Cookie4/7/091,300
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0960,113
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/09868
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/091,093
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/09993
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/072,311
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/075,578
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/07455
Rants12/19/07600
Origami Boulder12/10/07657
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/071,056
My Will - PS11/11/07837
My Will11/9/071,024
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/074,663
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/07725
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/071,016
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/07849
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/07893
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/072,059
Marshmallows10/10/07902
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0726,247
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/072,017
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/07942
Turbo Prop10/1/07647
Context9/25/07587
Mascot Rematch 29/24/07920
Mascot Rematch 19/23/071,084
Mascot Death Matches9/22/071,349
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/071,378
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/07486
I Hate Moving9/7/07746
The New House9/3/07579
Wedding Horror8/31/07960
And^58/28/071,403
Buffalo^88/27/072,247
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/07424
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/07402
Yard Games8/13/07436
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/07433
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/071,544
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/07773
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/07605
Cabin7/18/071,597
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/071,825
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/07620
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/07410
Undesirable6/25/07351
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07602
Foot --> Mouth6/18/07410
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/07493
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/07851
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/071,582
Choking Hazard6/7/07673
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/071,061
Ron's BAC5/27/071,421
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/07633
PS - May5/18/07381
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/07398
Q and A5/15/07410
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/07366
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/07798
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/07520
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/07370
Tri 25/3/07336
Broken Printer4/19/07294
Venne Week4/15/07469
Marlboro Mask3/30/07414
Airport Rant3/17/071,062
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/07501
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/07415
Random Words2/23/07457
Euginia's Story2/1/071,709
My Gay Date1/28/07420
Waterless Toilets1/17/071,454
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/062,158
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/06558
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/06593
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/06570
Spam12/8/061,954
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/06617
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/06637
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/06696
Line Rider11/14/06597
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/061,547
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/06670
Hollyween11/5/06651
Parking Ticket11/2/06629
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/06620
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/06627
Voicemail auditions10/25/06626
Dickies10/20/06622
Mules10/18/061,496
Our New Website10/16/06592
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/06601
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/06617
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/06602
Americanians10/6/06618
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/06589
BAS-TARDs10/4/062,805
Godmother9/28/06520
Giant Blueberries9/26/06520
Reno9/25/06489
Gun Case9/23/06512
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/06495
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/06640
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/06510
Warranty9/12/06506
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/06529
Failure Defined9/7/06504
New Roommate... Again9/6/06505
Totalling Totals9/3/06490
Cavities9/1/06531
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/06758
Top Rated Weddings8/28/06738
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/06726
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/06749
Representative Places8/24/06470
Phone a Friend8/22/06507
Drunk at Wedding8/21/06485
Watermelons8/18/062,066
Wombats on a Moped8/17/06456
Snakes on a Plane8/16/06530
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/06511
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/06543
BTW8/12/06540
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/06500
Kicked Out8/9/06518
Brian's Wedding8/8/06501
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/062,120
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/062,148
House of Wax8/2/061,804
Back8/1/06498
Website Reconstruction7/27/06476
Last Day of Security7/24/06487
Mail Order Camera7/22/06470
Caste Party7/20/06502
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/06498
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/06504
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/06476
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/06484
4th of July Follow-up7/9/06471
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/06538
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/06990
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/061,090
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/061,445
Security Nap6/28/06491
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/06467
Beef Jerky6/23/06500
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/06497
Soldier Homecoming6/19/06491
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/06508
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/06481
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/06684
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/06466
Hershey6/9/06467
Epic Weekend part 26/8/06510
Epic Weekend part 16/7/06478
More Hershey6/6/06492
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/06441
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/06543
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/06492
Uhaul5/26/06563
Play Pics5/25/06464
Show's Down5/22/06417
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/061,732
Show's Up5/15/06417
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/06431
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/06415
Broken Parking Meters5/3/06434
Cat Lipstick4/29/06516
Speak-and-Type4/28/06428
Not Normal4/25/06522
Airplane Proposal4/22/06453
Easter in New York4/19/06407
You're An All-Star4/16/06431
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/06655
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/06531
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/06479
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/06434
Almost 04/05/064/4/06471
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/06425
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/06416
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/06461
Nine Stages3/25/06437
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/06439
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/06448
Casting Call3/13/06419
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/06448
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/06513
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/06414
Imaginary Numbers2/27/06427
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/06431
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/06410
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/06631
ZZyzx2/18/06570
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/06586
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/06599
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/06403
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/06446
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/06457
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/061,431
Alpacas2/3/062,015
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/063,848
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/06442
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/06700
FLIRT1/28/06433
Ski Trip1/26/06407
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/06433
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/06436
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/06441
Outburst Birth Control1/20/06417
Golf Trip1/18/06415
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/06430
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/06429
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/06452
Another Year12/31/05426
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/052,826
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/051,295
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/051,497
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/051,294
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/051,375
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/05418
Double Traffic12/16/05401
Words That Suck Ass12/15/05431
Words That Are Cool12/14/05425
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/05596
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/05629
More Fun With Pennies12/8/05616
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/05632
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/05599
Pennies12/2/05591
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/05466
Turkey Smuggling11/29/05478
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/05465
Jury Duty11/22/05498
Leftovers11/21/05476
PBR11/18/051,241
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/05517
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/05645
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/05741
Surveys11/10/05492
Free Razor11/9/05480
More Costume Ideas11/7/05493
Costume Ideas11/4/05737
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/05501
Jenn's Ass10/31/05518
Lobby Ambassador10/30/05724
BTW10/28/05513
Snake v. Alligator10/26/05551
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/051,806
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/051,247
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/05484
Sky Mall10/21/05538
Months10/20/05480
Juxtaposition10/17/05409
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/05432
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/05420
Hair's Your Post10/11/05435
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/05400
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/05438
T9Word Foiled10/7/05436
T9Word Challenge10/5/05410
T9Word Story10/4/05545
House Phone10/2/05425
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/05741
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/05421
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/05439
Student Truck Drivers9/26/05410
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/05425
Sam's Elevator9/22/05450
Ilana9/20/05433
Modern Convenience9/19/05417
We've done it!9/16/05432
Two Years in L.A.9/15/05411
Claw Hammer9/13/05695
My Fortune9/11/052,691
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/05659
Electrical Surge9/6/05403
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/05386
Family Picture9/5/05449
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/05380
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/05480
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/05469
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/05590
Death of the Scootskate8/25/05678
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/05475
Recap8/23/05451
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/05491
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,030
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/05521
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/05627
One More Picture8/13/05442
Last Idaho Post8/10/05482
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/05461
Barter8/8/05496
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/05498
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/05781
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/05692
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/05418
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/05474
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/05455
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/05490
Own3d, again7/14/05503
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/05460
Random7/11/05469
Speaking of cars...7/11/05513
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/05599
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/05470
Blueberry Juice7/7/05935
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/05675
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/05730
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/05750
TiVo7/1/05704
Good Day6/28/05465
My First Shooting6/27/05480
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/052,118
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/05480
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/05443
Statistics6/21/05482
My First Earthquake6/19/05533
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/05455
Porn Truck6/16/05447
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/05452
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/05467
Vegas6/13/05724
Off To Las Vegas6/9/05725
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/05479
Beer Voices6/7/05477
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/05467
Customer Service6/4/05466
Final Referral Post6/2/05494
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/05492
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/05527
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/051,405
Speaking of Which...5/26/05500
Donkey Balls5/25/05497
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/05474
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/05484
Old Country Punking5/17/05497
Fucking Door5/15/05498
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/05464
SAT Stumper5/10/05498
Barely a Musical5/9/05469
Husband of the Year5/5/05477
Whole Fish Plate5/3/05506
Termite Carnival5/2/05476
One Upped4/28/05557
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/05533
My Current Desktop Background4/26/05459
Gross Cups4/25/05528
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/05825
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/05539
Pope Odds4/20/05689
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/05499
Return of the Smile4/7/05469
Christian Science4/2/05509
Weekend Mayhem4/2/05474
Best Search Hits - March4/2/05472
Nick and Angie3/8/05488
Lost Hat3/5/05494
Best Search Hits - February3/2/05476
New York2/22/05507
Off to NY; New Record2/18/05499
April's Couch2/17/05600
April's Cooler2/16/05507
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/05526
Restocking2/13/05535
High Speed Chase2/11/05502
Weekend2/9/05515
Losing A Car2/7/05499
Gaining A Car 22/6/05496
Gaining A Car2/5/05463
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/05488
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/05502
Guest Post - Mark1/30/05515
...Still In Mourning1/27/05504
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/05536
It's Over1/22/05553
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/05544
A Weekend1/17/05520
Rain in LA1/15/05530
Of course...1/13/05549
The Magnum1/12/05527
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/05531
Gay Bar1/9/05508
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/05517
Best Search Hits - December1/6/05532
Own3d1/5/05521
Happy New Year1/3/05520
NYG12/31/04483
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/04753
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/04508
Catching Up12/27/04478
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/04743
Anticipation12/19/04475
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/04423
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/04564
Supersecurity12/16/04475
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/04516
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/04471
Or maybe...12/12/04487
My Birthday12/11/04479
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/04700
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/04426
In'N'Out12/7/04473
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/04466
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/04439
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/04464
Best Search Hits - November12/2/04520
Random Numbers12/1/04477
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/04747
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/04830
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/04841
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/04750
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/04749
Guest Post11/22/04741
Drawer of Death11/20/04510
Yankee Doodles11/19/04529
DDR PS11/17/04491
DDR11/16/04487
East Coast Trip11/15/04480
Burning! Burning!11/13/04486
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/04501
Statue Add-On11/7/04463
Statue11/4/04484
Best Search Hits - October11/2/04484
Halloween Party10/31/04616
Samurai Weapons10/30/04626
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/04584
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/04601
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/04591
Allied Chem Dry10/20/04587
PS Johnny10/19/04624
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/04560
Dirty Pop Party10/16/04800
Assless Chaps10/13/04617
Computerless10/12/04578
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/04543
Beer and Pizza10/9/04609
PBR10/6/04636
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/04618
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/04959
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,015
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/04983
Disastrous Trip9/27/04988
Here We Go Again...9/26/04973
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/04970
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/04967
How?9/21/041,012
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/041,125
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/04980
Pay Toilets9/17/04648
One Year Anniversary9/15/04616
Stripfest9/11/04614
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/04608
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/04606
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/04640
Yoshinoya9/4/04625
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/04572
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/04612
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/04463
Skunking8/29/041,782
Work Schedule8/27/04513
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/04611
My Toe Hurts8/15/04421
Moving In...8/14/04609
Moving Out...8/13/04609
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/04576
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/04628
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/04623
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/04613
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/04633
Camping 28/2/04621
Countdown8/1/04627
The System7/27/04716
The Fall of Productivity7/25/04476
AVP7/22/04573
For the Love of God7/17/04598
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/04640
Malibu7/12/04573
Dodgeball7/11/04597
The Sad News...7/8/04574
Happy 4th7/4/04573
Eureka!7/2/04606
Vegas 36/30/04576
Vegas 26/29/04821
It Continues6/27/04606
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/04627
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/04588
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/041,348
Vacation!6/3/04601
Diligence6/2/04631
Securitata!5/31/04632
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/04662
Catching Up5/29/04630
How You Found Me5/25/04637
Marathon Pix5/23/04601
Gas5/18/04638
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/04610
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/04647
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/041,086
Car Stew5/6/04674
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/041,635
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/04903
Car Set-Ups4/24/04999
Triathlon P.S.4/20/04603
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/041,692
Triathlon4/18/04870
Security Guard of the Month4/9/041,329
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/04426
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/04600
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/04599
Indian Giving3/26/04621
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/04631
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/041,930
Passion of the Criggety3/22/04593
Wholesale Bliss3/15/04665
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/04483
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/04631
My Neck Hurts3/4/04691
Dueling Diatribes2/29/04610
McTriathlon2/26/04627
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/041,996
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/042,028
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/04805
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/041,343
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/041,087
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/04710
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/04617
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/04669
Week 202/3/04595
Week 191/28/04609
Week 181/21/04614
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/04890
20041/7/04730
Week 161/3/04632
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/03619
Week 1512/21/03624
Week 1412/14/03623
Week 13.512/10/031,243
Week 1312/7/03546
Week 1211/30/03658
Week 1111/23/03645
Week 1011/17/03550
Week 911/10/03624
Week 811/3/03648
Week 710/28/03639
Week 610/21/03655
Week 510/14/03704
Week 410/7/03672
Week 39/30/03778
Week 29/23/03734
Week 19/17/03904

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