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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14125,026
Google Transcribe3/3/14125,335
Picture Catchups2/20/14132,695
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14134,390
Computers, Computers12/14/13140,317
News - Year In Review11/30/1312,266
Long Live the Civic11/2/1316,615
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/137,023
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/136,903
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/132,933
Our Wedding10/3/132,559
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/131,660
Football Fans8/27/1317,360
German8/20/1317,976
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1318,823
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/131,634
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/131,608
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/131,651
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1320,337
White People Music6/25/1313,612
Lost Love6/12/137,804
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/137,400
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/136,819
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/132,654
Junk Car3/27/135,403
Gender Coverage3/3/135,873
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/138,144
Happy New Year!1/3/1316,270
Modern Medicine12/21/1217,381
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1214,740
Duck Dynasty11/23/1216,722
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1213,361
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/125,916
Actual Food11/11/124,603
Election11/7/124,788
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1219,904
Super Spacemobile8/18/1217,718
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214,837
Florence Fight Club6/30/1217,041
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217,906
Moving!4/30/127,020
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/129,509
Snatch3/31/127,492
Picture Catch Up2/19/126,238
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1218,762
IAWTV Awards1/11/1210,257
Happier News12/30/1111,037
Sad News12/28/119,857
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/116,027
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1111,004
The Great State War12/8/115,920
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/115,987
Breakfast Rappers11/1/119,997
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1111,226
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1110,289
A**hole Monkey9/30/1110,230
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1112,027
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1110,164
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1111,041
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/119,467
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1112,495
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/117,263
Book Signing6/17/112,427
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/113,609
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/116,914
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/118,348
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1113,454
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/115,725
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/116,040
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/115,274
Swimming With Snakes5/5/115,346
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/114,574
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/113,989
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/113,777
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/113,603
Terror Baby4/6/113,743
WNBA Dunk3/28/114,187
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/113,945
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/113,646
Dead Fish Tide3/10/114,135
Hit and Rearview3/8/113,543
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/113,633
Expired Shampoo2/27/113,628
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/114,111
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1117,091
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/112,503
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,943
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/114,596
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/116,843
Guns1/25/115,252
More Pictures1/20/115,638
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/115,556
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1157,505
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/116,864
Southern Hospitality1/4/115,654
Numbers12/28/106,849
Wacky Symbols12/23/105,813
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/104,652
Birthday Olympics12/14/104,966
Catching Up12/9/104,127
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/106,586
States of Confusion11/20/107,301
VooDoo Donut11/18/107,247
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/107,253
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/106,650
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/107,241
Fortune10/13/104,402
The Backin' Up Song10/8/104,565
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/109,758
GIF of the Day9/22/106,092
More Bars In More Places9/13/105,084
You Down With?9/3/104,290
Captcha8/30/104,295
Hacked8/25/104,097
Holiday Graph8/17/105,759
Andre the Giant8/12/103,353
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/104,027
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/102,840
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/104,786
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1039,472
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/105,193
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,926
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/103,655
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,965
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/105,381
I've Got a Scammer6/22/103,670
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/105,850
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/105,113
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/105,559
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/109,854
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/103,838
Man Diagram5/18/105,682
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/105,150
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/104,787
Angry Turtle5/7/103,687
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1014,650
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/103,553
Conspiracy Nut4/28/103,516
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/104,873
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/104,162
Barely a Bear4/19/103,671
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/104,270
The Jessies, 20104/14/103,760
Switzerland, 902104/12/104,208
Viral Pixels4/8/104,845
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/105,125
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1010,694
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1014,992
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/105,451
Century Map - Final!3/11/102,540
It has begun...3/10/102,669
Century Squared3/9/102,475
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/103,715
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/102,963
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/103,264
Triceracopter2/23/102,465
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/103,130
Natty Light2/17/102,406
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102,883
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/103,569
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,951
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/103,639
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/104,126
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/102,501
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/105,826
Jewelry1/25/102,493
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/102,606
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/102,474
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/102,459
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/102,327
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/103,379
Archives Updated1/5/102,366
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/106,844
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/104,035
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/096,561
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/092,762
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/094,488
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/092,926
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/094,947
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/093,482
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/092,976
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/094,211
Birthday12/11/093,109
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/093,402
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/093,262
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/093,660
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/093,443
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/093,688
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/095,734
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/094,410
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/095,974
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,075,983
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/094,632
Theo's Board11/5/092,865
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/095,703
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/092,922
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/098,191
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/092,652
Tournament For Life10/26/092,718
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/093,443
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/095,724
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/092,712
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/098,338
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/093,155
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/095,400
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/096,854
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/095,605
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/092,739
Drag Racing10/1/093,477
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/093,256
Lost and Found9/29/093,393
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/093,622
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/093,167
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/096,084
1,000,000 Views!9/11/092,822
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/094,196
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/092,524
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/093,116
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0911,702
Misconception Quiz9/3/093,005
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/091,915
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/096,693
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/092,796
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/092,825
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/095,613
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/093,621
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0914,452
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/092,744
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/096,024
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/094,351
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/092,884
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/094,983
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0910,921
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/093,262
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/093,989
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/099,922
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/096,550
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/093,619
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/092,828
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/095,422
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0910,337
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/092,551
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/095,164
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/092,885
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0912,099
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/092,874
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0912,856
Manolith7/14/092,519
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/095,510
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/096,377
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09226,545
4D of July7/6/092,979
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/092,550
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0911,005
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/092,291
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/092,631
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/092,612
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/092,471
Super Zorch 26/27/092,204
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/092,376
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/092,715
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/093,166
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/092,681
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/092,334
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/092,529
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/092,316
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/092,759
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/092,728
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/092,008
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/092,271
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/092,841
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091,927
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/093,673
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/092,453
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/092,562
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0971,179
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/093,612
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/095,753
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/092,435
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/092,114
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/091,805
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/091,866
Super Zorch5/25/091,870
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/094,676
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/092,910
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/092,426
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/092,323
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/092,546
Shark Suplex5/13/096,343
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/092,845
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0992,099
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/093,224
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/094,991
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/098,811
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,176,391
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0965,070
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/093,328
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/093,362
The Haircut Dream4/29/092,573
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/093,233
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/092,223
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/099,125
The Mystery Poop4/23/093,520
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/095,945
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0925,130
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/091,664
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/092,397
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/093,990
Easter Follow-up4/14/092,246
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/092,377
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09382,822
I Heart 8mpg4/9/092,458
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/094,208
Fortune Cookie4/7/092,503
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0962,645
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/092,393
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/092,155
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/092,290
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/073,590
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0711,417
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/071,644
Rants12/19/071,571
Origami Boulder12/10/071,684
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/072,249
My Will - PS11/11/071,928
My Will11/9/072,249
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/077,546
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/071,690
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/072,713
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/071,848
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/071,840
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/074,167
Marshmallows10/10/071,990
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0731,598
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/074,155
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/072,024
Turbo Prop10/1/071,623
Context9/25/071,569
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071,936
Mascot Rematch 19/23/072,025
Mascot Death Matches9/22/072,493
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/072,351
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/071,598
I Hate Moving9/7/071,735
The New House9/3/071,639
Wedding Horror8/31/072,007
And^58/28/072,581
Buffalo^88/27/073,518
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/071,579
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/071,353
Yard Games8/13/071,751
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/071,855
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/073,220
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/072,047
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/071,538
Cabin7/18/073,626
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/072,803
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/071,700
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/071,555
Undesirable6/25/071,529
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/072,388
Foot --> Mouth6/18/071,659
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/071,762
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/072,074
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/073,189
Choking Hazard6/7/072,082
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/072,081
Ron's BAC5/27/072,797
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/071,532
PS - May5/18/071,594
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/071,389
Q and A5/15/071,709
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/071,303
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/071,826
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/071,889
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/071,332
Tri 25/3/071,514
Broken Printer4/19/071,164
Venne Week4/15/071,412
Marlboro Mask3/30/071,405
Airport Rant3/17/072,425
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/071,472
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/071,415
Random Words2/23/071,756
Euginia's Story2/1/072,827
My Gay Date1/28/071,643
Waterless Toilets1/17/072,571
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/063,335
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/061,584
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/061,576
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/061,486
Spam12/8/063,048
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/061,666
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/061,809
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/061,605
Line Rider11/14/061,658
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/065,447
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/061,875
Hollyween11/5/061,580
Parking Ticket11/2/061,541
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/061,506
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/061,519
Voicemail auditions10/25/061,597
Dickies10/20/061,532
Mules10/18/062,317
Our New Website10/16/061,532
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/061,491
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/061,709
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/061,464
Americanians10/6/061,510
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/061,586
BAS-TARDs10/4/063,882
Godmother9/28/061,391
Giant Blueberries9/26/061,647
Reno9/25/061,385
Gun Case9/23/061,293
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/061,419
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/062,036
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/061,479
Warranty9/12/061,410
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/061,422
Failure Defined9/7/061,388
New Roommate... Again9/6/061,370
Totalling Totals9/3/061,374
Cavities9/1/061,403
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/061,589
Top Rated Weddings8/28/061,619
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/061,594
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/061,650
Representative Places8/24/061,432
Phone a Friend8/22/061,424
Drunk at Wedding8/21/061,356
Watermelons8/18/062,965
Wombats on a Moped8/17/061,297
Snakes on a Plane8/16/061,378
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/061,454
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/061,495
BTW8/12/061,426
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/061,394
Kicked Out8/9/061,449
Brian's Wedding8/8/061,304
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/063,242
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/063,161
House of Wax8/2/062,664
Back8/1/061,403
Website Reconstruction7/27/061,342
Last Day of Security7/24/061,541
Mail Order Camera7/22/061,358
Caste Party7/20/061,305
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/061,357
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/061,413
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/061,342
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/061,388
4th of July Follow-up7/9/061,373
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/061,509
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/062,147
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/062,295
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/062,294
Security Nap6/28/061,367
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/061,308
Beef Jerky6/23/061,388
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/061,415
Soldier Homecoming6/19/061,308
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/061,579
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/061,620
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/061,546
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/061,356
Hershey6/9/061,303
Epic Weekend part 26/8/061,342
Epic Weekend part 16/7/061,364
More Hershey6/6/061,376
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/061,381
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/061,657
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/061,392
Uhaul5/26/061,679
Play Pics5/25/061,443
Show's Down5/22/061,346
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/062,664
Show's Up5/15/061,263
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/061,611
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/061,400
Broken Parking Meters5/3/061,326
Cat Lipstick4/29/061,879
Speak-and-Type4/28/061,292
Not Normal4/25/061,416
Airplane Proposal4/22/061,343
Easter in New York4/19/061,204
You're An All-Star4/16/061,329
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/061,568
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/061,404
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/061,446
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/061,329
Almost 04/05/064/4/061,366
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/061,358
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/061,457
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/061,323
Nine Stages3/25/061,240
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/061,376
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/061,410
Casting Call3/13/061,242
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/061,379
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/061,571
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/061,345
Imaginary Numbers2/27/061,335
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/061,380
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/061,156
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/061,580
ZZyzx2/18/061,465
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/061,576
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/063,141
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/061,234
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/061,291
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/061,396
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/062,199
Alpacas2/3/062,827
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064,774
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/061,410
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/062,395
FLIRT1/28/061,372
Ski Trip1/26/061,330
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/061,370
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/061,279
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/061,388
Outburst Birth Control1/20/061,281
Golf Trip1/18/061,245
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/061,337
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/061,344
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/061,394
Another Year12/31/051,278
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053,884
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/052,210
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/052,392
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/052,264
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/052,249
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/051,292
Double Traffic12/16/051,264
Words That Suck Ass12/15/051,325
Words That Are Cool12/14/051,389
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/051,463
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/051,483
More Fun With Pennies12/8/051,532
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/051,540
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/051,481
Pennies12/2/051,461
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/051,470
Turkey Smuggling11/29/051,281
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/051,292
Jury Duty11/22/051,418
Leftovers11/21/051,313
PBR11/18/052,122
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/051,558
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/051,575
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/051,631
Surveys11/10/051,421
Free Razor11/9/051,250
More Costume Ideas11/7/051,399
Costume Ideas11/4/051,821
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/051,396
Jenn's Ass10/31/051,385
Lobby Ambassador10/30/051,649
BTW10/28/051,369
Snake v. Alligator10/26/051,577
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/052,889
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/052,078
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/051,322
Sky Mall10/21/051,734
Months10/20/051,328
Juxtaposition10/17/051,366
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/053,200
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/051,319
Hair's Your Post10/11/051,331
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/051,289
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/051,380
T9Word Foiled10/7/051,338
T9Word Challenge10/5/051,266
T9Word Story10/4/051,554
House Phone10/2/051,303
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/051,509
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/051,272
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/051,401
Student Truck Drivers9/26/051,269
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/051,210
Sam's Elevator9/22/051,333
Ilana9/20/051,224
Modern Convenience9/19/051,283
We've done it!9/16/051,240
Two Years in L.A.9/15/051,273
Claw Hammer9/13/051,594
My Fortune9/11/053,628
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/051,918
Electrical Surge9/6/051,268
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/051,224
Family Picture9/5/051,217
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/051,208
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/051,362
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/051,297
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/051,451
Death of the Scootskate8/25/051,764
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/051,372
Recap8/23/051,377
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/051,396
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,849
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/051,393
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/051,569
One More Picture8/13/051,196
Last Idaho Post8/10/051,383
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/051,387
Barter8/8/051,370
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/051,450
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/051,979
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/051,555
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/051,278
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/051,412
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/051,258
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/051,624
Own3d, again7/14/051,289
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/051,268
Random7/11/051,250
Speaking of cars...7/11/051,450
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/052,883
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/051,524
Blueberry Juice7/7/052,128
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/051,398
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/051,603
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/051,702
TiVo7/1/051,607
Good Day6/28/051,295
My First Shooting6/27/051,373
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/053,203
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/051,466
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/051,330
Statistics6/21/051,326
My First Earthquake6/19/053,147
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/051,365
Porn Truck6/16/051,423
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/051,311
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/051,294
Vegas6/13/051,648
Off To Las Vegas6/9/051,578
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/051,420
Beer Voices6/7/051,335
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/051,316
Customer Service6/4/051,287
Final Referral Post6/2/051,450
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/051,483
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/051,503
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/053,051
Speaking of Which...5/26/051,480
Donkey Balls5/25/052,659
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/051,282
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/051,354
Old Country Punking5/17/051,337
Fucking Door5/15/051,361
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/051,248
SAT Stumper5/10/051,439
Barely a Musical5/9/051,475
Husband of the Year5/5/051,350
Whole Fish Plate5/3/051,366
Termite Carnival5/2/051,431
One Upped4/28/051,458
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/051,426
My Current Desktop Background4/26/051,222
Gross Cups4/25/051,371
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/052,044
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/051,635
Pope Odds4/20/051,746
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/051,365
Return of the Smile4/7/051,247
Christian Science4/2/051,466
Weekend Mayhem4/2/051,306
Best Search Hits - March4/2/051,231
Nick and Angie3/8/051,351
Lost Hat3/5/051,465
Best Search Hits - February3/2/051,303
New York2/22/051,590
Off to NY; New Record2/18/051,288
April's Couch2/17/051,742
April's Cooler2/16/051,307
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/051,436
Restocking2/13/051,400
High Speed Chase2/11/051,451
Weekend2/9/051,582
Losing A Car2/7/051,467
Gaining A Car 22/6/051,368
Gaining A Car2/5/052,166
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/051,445
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/051,338
Guest Post - Mark1/30/051,424
...Still In Mourning1/27/051,516
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/051,404
It's Over1/22/051,400
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/051,455
A Weekend1/17/051,384
Rain in LA1/15/051,440
Of course...1/13/051,482
The Magnum1/12/051,392
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/051,300
Gay Bar1/9/051,313
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/051,476
Best Search Hits - December1/6/051,424
Own3d1/5/051,481
Happy New Year1/3/051,365
NYG12/31/041,421
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/042,951
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/041,398
Catching Up12/27/041,544
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/041,666
Anticipation12/19/041,293
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/041,363
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/041,650
Supersecurity12/16/041,316
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/041,323
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/041,285
Or maybe...12/12/041,273
My Birthday12/11/041,291
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/041,829
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/041,308
In'N'Out12/7/041,334
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/041,270
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/041,282
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/041,346
Best Search Hits - November12/2/041,424
Random Numbers12/1/041,299
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/041,557
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/041,719
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/041,733
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/041,666
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/041,674
Guest Post11/22/041,634
Drawer of Death11/20/041,424
Yankee Doodles11/19/041,434
DDR PS11/17/041,316
DDR11/16/041,441
East Coast Trip11/15/041,504
Burning! Burning!11/13/041,433
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/041,358
Statue Add-On11/7/041,462
Statue11/4/041,335
Best Search Hits - October11/2/041,302
Halloween Party10/31/041,489
Samurai Weapons10/30/041,874
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/041,431
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/041,489
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/041,481
Allied Chem Dry10/20/041,448
PS Johnny10/19/041,627
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/041,324
Dirty Pop Party10/16/041,944
Assless Chaps10/13/041,584
Computerless10/12/041,532
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/041,358
Beer and Pizza10/9/041,582
PBR10/6/041,632
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/041,532
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/041,879
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,874
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/041,883
Disastrous Trip9/27/041,869
Here We Go Again...9/26/041,809
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/041,891
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/041,819
How?9/21/041,906
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/042,528
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/041,873
Pay Toilets9/17/041,624
One Year Anniversary9/15/041,448
Stripfest9/11/041,481
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/041,478
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/041,651
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/041,532
Yoshinoya9/4/041,411
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/041,560
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/041,560
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/041,275
Skunking8/29/044,369
Work Schedule8/27/041,374
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/041,491
My Toe Hurts8/15/041,341
Moving In...8/14/041,554
Moving Out...8/13/041,459
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/041,384
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/041,454
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/041,571
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/041,646
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/041,474
Camping 28/2/041,645
Countdown8/1/041,417
The System7/27/041,596
The Fall of Productivity7/25/041,397
AVP7/22/041,388
For the Love of God7/17/041,493
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/041,604
Malibu7/12/041,433
Dodgeball7/11/041,482
The Sad News...7/8/041,499
Happy 4th7/4/041,538
Eureka!7/2/041,559
Vegas 36/30/041,446
Vegas 26/29/041,927
It Continues6/27/041,479
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/041,755
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/041,457
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/042,701
Vacation!6/3/041,871
Diligence6/2/041,675
Securitata!5/31/041,556
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/041,630
Catching Up5/29/041,443
How You Found Me5/25/041,542
Marathon Pix5/23/041,468
Gas5/18/041,429
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/041,524
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/041,598
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/042,036
Car Stew5/6/041,519
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/042,617
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/041,877
Car Set-Ups4/24/041,854
Triathlon P.S.4/20/041,520
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/043,436
Triathlon4/18/041,948
Security Guard of the Month4/9/042,540
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/041,375
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/041,490
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/041,540
Indian Giving3/26/041,563
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/041,604
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/043,130
Passion of the Criggety3/22/041,684
Wholesale Bliss3/15/041,584
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/041,479
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/041,616
My Neck Hurts3/4/041,769
Dueling Diatribes2/29/042,544
McTriathlon2/26/041,783
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/044,798
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/043,891
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/041,616
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/042,531
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/042,061
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/041,576
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/041,533
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/041,766
Week 202/3/041,617
Week 191/28/041,838
Week 181/21/041,741
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/041,913
20041/7/042,739
Week 161/3/041,858
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/031,555
Week 1512/21/031,575
Week 1412/14/031,535
Week 13.512/10/032,677
Week 1312/7/031,564
Week 1211/30/031,722
Week 1111/23/031,883
Week 1011/17/031,699
Week 911/10/031,960
Week 811/3/031,751
Week 710/28/031,666
Week 610/21/031,785
Week 510/14/032,102
Week 410/7/031,710
Week 39/30/032,119
Week 29/23/031,992
Week 19/17/032,078

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