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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/142,844
Google Transcribe3/3/142,832
Picture Catchups2/20/142,875
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/142,828
Computers, Computers12/14/132,841
News - Year In Review11/30/1315
Long Live the Civic11/2/1317
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1315
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1321
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1315
Our Wedding10/3/139
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1312
Football Fans8/27/138
German8/20/1319
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1313
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/138
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1317
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/1317
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1320
White People Music6/25/1312
Lost Love6/12/1310
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1314
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1320
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1310
Junk Car3/27/1312
Gender Coverage3/3/1311
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1315
Happy New Year!1/3/139
Modern Medicine12/21/1212
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1215
Duck Dynasty11/23/1213
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1217
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/125
Actual Food11/11/1211
Election11/7/127
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/12165
Super Spacemobile8/18/1212
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/129
Florence Fight Club6/30/1211
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217
Moving!4/30/128
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/1237
Snatch3/31/1211
Picture Catch Up2/19/128
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12152
IAWTV Awards1/11/1216
Happier News12/30/1112
Sad News12/28/1112
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/1197
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1112
The Great State War12/8/1113
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1114
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1120
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1125
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/116
A**hole Monkey9/30/1115
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1119
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/119
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1125
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1113
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1117
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/1150
Book Signing6/17/1113
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/1118
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11115
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11162
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/11356
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1118
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/1121
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1110
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1114
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/1123
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/1119
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1112
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1116
Terror Baby4/6/1114
WNBA Dunk3/28/118
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1117
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1117
Dead Fish Tide3/10/1120
Hit and Rearview3/8/1122
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1111
Expired Shampoo2/27/1121
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1113
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1132
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/118
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1111
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1110
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/1130
Guns1/25/1123
More Pictures1/20/1117
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/1128
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1183
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/1119
Southern Hospitality1/4/1111
Numbers12/28/1017
Wacky Symbols12/23/1015
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1015
Birthday Olympics12/14/1016
Catching Up12/9/1016
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10113
States of Confusion11/20/1014
VooDoo Donut11/18/1028
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/1019
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1013
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/1026
Fortune10/13/1010
The Backin' Up Song10/8/108
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/1057
GIF of the Day9/22/1015
More Bars In More Places9/13/1011
You Down With?9/3/1011
Captcha8/30/107
Hacked8/25/1013
Holiday Graph8/17/1017
Andre the Giant8/12/10156
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/109
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1014
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1011
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1011
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1016
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/108
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1016
Happy 4th of July!7/2/108
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/1016
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1019
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/1032
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/1025
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/1020
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/1030
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/107
Man Diagram5/18/1011
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/1018
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/1015
Angry Turtle5/7/109
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1055
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/107
Conspiracy Nut4/28/107
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/1033
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1020
Barely a Bear4/19/106
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/108
The Jessies, 20104/14/106
Switzerland, 902104/12/106
Viral Pixels4/8/106
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1013
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1037
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1043
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/1025
Century Map - Final!3/11/104
It has begun...3/10/106
Century Squared3/9/1016
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/1042
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1012
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/108
Triceracopter2/23/103
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1012
Natty Light2/17/105
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1010
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/1019
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1017
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/109
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/1013
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/106
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/1012
Jewelry1/25/106
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1011
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/104
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/108
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/108
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/1033
Archives Updated1/5/105
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/1083
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/1033
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/0939
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/0924
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/0934
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0917
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/0939
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/0921
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/0928
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/0936
Birthday12/11/0921
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/098
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0918
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/0916
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/0923
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/0920
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/0921
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/0916
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/0922
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09259
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/0913
Theo's Board11/5/0922
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/0935
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0910
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/0944
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/0920
Tournament For Life10/26/098
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/0920
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0919
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/0920
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/0955
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/0921
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/0919
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/0955
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/0920
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/0926
Drag Racing10/1/0919
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0920
Lost and Found9/29/0925
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0911
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0915
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/0935
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0918
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/0944
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0913
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/0932
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0942
Misconception Quiz9/3/0910
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0910
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/0951
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0917
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0913
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/0944
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/0930
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0938
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/0916
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/0954
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/098
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0918
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/0930
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0964
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0912
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0916
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/0939
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/0925
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0910
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/0917
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/0943
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0917
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0913
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/0921
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/099
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0950
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/0926
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0991
Manolith7/14/0922
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/0943
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09262
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/091,110
4D of July7/6/0948
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/0921
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0916
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0915
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/0929
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/0916
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0912
Super Zorch 26/27/0918
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/0929
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/0940
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/0928
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/0936
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/0917
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/0929
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/0924
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/0956
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/0922
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0914
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0918
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0915
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0914
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/0920
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0913
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/0933
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/09318
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0924
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/0940
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/099
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0918
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0911
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0913
Super Zorch5/25/0914
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/0927
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/0915
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0912
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/099
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0913
Shark Suplex5/13/0920
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/0921
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0973
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0918
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/0918
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/0935
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/09269
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0942
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0916
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0918
The Haircut Dream4/29/0916
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/0922
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/0919
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/0941
The Mystery Poop4/23/0942
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/0925
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0965
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0922
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/0929
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/0927
Easter Follow-up4/14/0924
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0915
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09564
I Heart 8mpg4/9/0924
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/0931
Fortune Cookie4/7/0921
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0960
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/0934
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/0917
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0921
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0716
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0721
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/0718
Rants12/19/0720
Origami Boulder12/10/0721
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/0714
My Will - PS11/11/0712
My Will11/9/0725
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/0723
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/0718
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0716
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0712
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0716
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/0731
Marshmallows10/10/0714
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0757
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/0745
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/0720
Turbo Prop10/1/0717
Context9/25/0710
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0711
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0710
Mascot Death Matches9/22/0725
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0711
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/0723
I Hate Moving9/7/0712
The New House9/3/078
Wedding Horror8/31/0711
And^58/28/0715
Buffalo^88/27/0713
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/0741
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0713
Yard Games8/13/0721
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/0724
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/0726
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/0731
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0710
Cabin7/18/0731
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0717
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/0719
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/0731
Undesirable6/25/0728
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/0740
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0714
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/0723
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/0732
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0723
Choking Hazard6/7/0731
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0717
Ron's BAC5/27/0728
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0714
PS - May5/18/078
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0711
Q and A5/15/0720
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/076
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/079
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/0720
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0712
Tri 25/3/0716
Broken Printer4/19/0710
Venne Week4/15/077
Marlboro Mask3/30/0715
Airport Rant3/17/0734
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/0727
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0712
Random Words2/23/0720
Euginia's Story2/1/0717
My Gay Date1/28/0715
Waterless Toilets1/17/0721
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/0624
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0617
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/068
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0610
Spam12/8/0622
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0618
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0615
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0622
Line Rider11/14/0619
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/0633
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/0630
Hollyween11/5/0614
Parking Ticket11/2/0617
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/069
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/069
Voicemail auditions10/25/0610
Dickies10/20/0610
Mules10/18/065
Our New Website10/16/0615
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/069
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0617
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0617
Americanians10/6/0611
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/067
BAS-TARDs10/4/0610
Godmother9/28/0613
Giant Blueberries9/26/0610
Reno9/25/0610
Gun Case9/23/069
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0613
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/0626
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0612
Warranty9/12/0613
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0612
Failure Defined9/7/067
New Roommate... Again9/6/069
Totalling Totals9/3/066
Cavities9/1/068
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/064
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0612
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0612
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/066
Representative Places8/24/0610
Phone a Friend8/22/067
Drunk at Wedding8/21/069
Watermelons8/18/0612
Wombats on a Moped8/17/069
Snakes on a Plane8/16/066
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0611
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/068
BTW8/12/066
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0611
Kicked Out8/9/069
Brian's Wedding8/8/069
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/0618
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0611
House of Wax8/2/069
Back8/1/067
Website Reconstruction7/27/0612
Last Day of Security7/24/0616
Mail Order Camera7/22/065
Caste Party7/20/068
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0614
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0616
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0612
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0621
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0612
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0612
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0617
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/0640
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0614
Security Nap6/28/067
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/064
Beef Jerky6/23/063
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/069
Soldier Homecoming6/19/063
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/065
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/069
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/069
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/067
Hershey6/9/069
Epic Weekend part 26/8/063
Epic Weekend part 16/7/065
More Hershey6/6/0610
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0613
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/069
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/066
Uhaul5/26/063
Play Pics5/25/0611
Show's Down5/22/0611
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/068
Show's Up5/15/067
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0611
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0614
Broken Parking Meters5/3/067
Cat Lipstick4/29/0621
Speak-and-Type4/28/067
Not Normal4/25/069
Airplane Proposal4/22/066
Easter in New York4/19/0614
You're An All-Star4/16/0610
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/065
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0611
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0616
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/065
Almost 04/05/064/4/067
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/067
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0613
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/069
Nine Stages3/25/064
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/065
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0619
Casting Call3/13/069
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/063
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/0622
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0615
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0611
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0614
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/066
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/0620
ZZyzx2/18/068
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/067
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/069
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/067
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0613
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/069
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0612
Alpacas2/3/0614
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0610
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0615
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/0625
FLIRT1/28/069
Ski Trip1/26/0616
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/069
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/067
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/068
Outburst Birth Control1/20/065
Golf Trip1/18/065
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0614
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0613
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/068
Another Year12/31/056
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0514
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0512
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0519
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0511
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0511
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/054
Double Traffic12/16/059
Words That Suck Ass12/15/054
Words That Are Cool12/14/0510
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/057
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/054
More Fun With Pennies12/8/056
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0512
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/058
Pennies12/2/059
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0516
Turkey Smuggling11/29/058
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/054
Jury Duty11/22/056
Leftovers11/21/056
PBR11/18/054
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0511
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/056
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0512
Surveys11/10/058
Free Razor11/9/0510
More Costume Ideas11/7/056
Costume Ideas11/4/058
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/056
Jenn's Ass10/31/056
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0512
BTW10/28/0514
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0511
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/0526
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0510
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/058
Sky Mall10/21/0523
Months10/20/056
Juxtaposition10/17/0516
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0511
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0511
Hair's Your Post10/11/058
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/055
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0516
T9Word Foiled10/7/056
T9Word Challenge10/5/059
T9Word Story10/4/0515
House Phone10/2/055
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/056
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/058
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/058
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0514
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/055
Sam's Elevator9/22/058
Ilana9/20/059
Modern Convenience9/19/055
We've done it!9/16/057
Two Years in L.A.9/15/055
Claw Hammer9/13/0515
My Fortune9/11/053
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/0514
Electrical Surge9/6/0512
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/052
Family Picture9/5/058
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/055
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0515
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0512
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0514
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0514
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/0521
Recap8/23/058
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0512
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0517
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0513
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0514
One More Picture8/13/057
Last Idaho Post8/10/059
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/057
Barter8/8/057
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/0518
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0517
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0514
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0514
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/059
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/055
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/059
Own3d, again7/14/055
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0516
Random7/11/057
Speaking of cars...7/11/0515
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0517
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0512
Blueberry Juice7/7/0515
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/056
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/055
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0518
TiVo7/1/0511
Good Day6/28/057
My First Shooting6/27/0518
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0511
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/058
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0512
Statistics6/21/0511
My First Earthquake6/19/0522
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0514
Porn Truck6/16/0512
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0516
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0512
Vegas6/13/0513
Off To Las Vegas6/9/059
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/056
Beer Voices6/7/058
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/057
Customer Service6/4/0510
Final Referral Post6/2/056
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/057
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0511
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/0515
Speaking of Which...5/26/059
Donkey Balls5/25/0514
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/059
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/058
Old Country Punking5/17/0510
Fucking Door5/15/0521
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/056
SAT Stumper5/10/0513
Barely a Musical5/9/0519
Husband of the Year5/5/0513
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0515
Termite Carnival5/2/0519
One Upped4/28/0510
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/056
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0513
Gross Cups4/25/055
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0520
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/0523
Pope Odds4/20/056
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/056
Return of the Smile4/7/054
Christian Science4/2/0520
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0512
Best Search Hits - March4/2/052
Nick and Angie3/8/0513
Lost Hat3/5/0511
Best Search Hits - February3/2/059
New York2/22/0519
Off to NY; New Record2/18/059
April's Couch2/17/056
April's Cooler2/16/055
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0514
Restocking2/13/059
High Speed Chase2/11/0523
Weekend2/9/0525
Losing A Car2/7/058
Gaining A Car 22/6/0510
Gaining A Car2/5/0517
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0510
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0511
Guest Post - Mark1/30/054
...Still In Mourning1/27/054
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0512
It's Over1/22/057
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/057
A Weekend1/17/059
Rain in LA1/15/0510
Of course...1/13/0510
The Magnum1/12/0512
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/055
Gay Bar1/9/055
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/056
Best Search Hits - December1/6/056
Own3d1/5/0519
Happy New Year1/3/056
NYG12/31/0414
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/0433
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0411
Catching Up12/27/0415
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0412
Anticipation12/19/047
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/047
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0420
Supersecurity12/16/046
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/046
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/046
Or maybe...12/12/0412
My Birthday12/11/047
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0414
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0410
In'N'Out12/7/0410
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/046
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/047
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/047
Best Search Hits - November12/2/044
Random Numbers12/1/044
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0410
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/048
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0411
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/049
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/049
Guest Post11/22/047
Drawer of Death11/20/0411
Yankee Doodles11/19/0415
DDR PS11/17/0410
DDR11/16/0413
East Coast Trip11/15/0416
Burning! Burning!11/13/0411
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0412
Statue Add-On11/7/0422
Statue11/4/0410
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0410
Halloween Party10/31/049
Samurai Weapons10/30/0413
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0413
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/048
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0410
Allied Chem Dry10/20/049
PS Johnny10/19/0410
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/044
Dirty Pop Party10/16/0418
Assless Chaps10/13/049
Computerless10/12/047
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/049
Beer and Pizza10/9/0411
PBR10/6/0412
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/0421
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/049
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/048
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0410
Disastrous Trip9/27/048
Here We Go Again...9/26/048
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0410
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/045
How?9/21/0411
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/0414
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0415
Pay Toilets9/17/0416
One Year Anniversary9/15/046
Stripfest9/11/047
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/048
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0412
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0411
Yoshinoya9/4/044
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0414
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0413
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/049
Skunking8/29/0416
Work Schedule8/27/049
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0417
My Toe Hurts8/15/0410
Moving In...8/14/048
Moving Out...8/13/045
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/044
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/044
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0416
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/049
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0410
Camping 28/2/0416
Countdown8/1/045
The System7/27/046
The Fall of Productivity7/25/047
AVP7/22/044
For the Love of God7/17/046
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/047
Malibu7/12/0411
Dodgeball7/11/046
The Sad News...7/8/047
Happy 4th7/4/047
Eureka!7/2/0417
Vegas 36/30/047
Vegas 26/29/0418
It Continues6/27/049
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0417
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/047
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0418
Vacation!6/3/0413
Diligence6/2/0413
Securitata!5/31/0417
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0415
Catching Up5/29/0411
How You Found Me5/25/0411
Marathon Pix5/23/0410
Gas5/18/049
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0412
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0415
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/049
Car Stew5/6/0413
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0410
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0414
Car Set-Ups4/24/0413
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0420
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/0447
Triathlon4/18/0424
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0419
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/0420
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0416
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0411
Indian Giving3/26/0415
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0420
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/0428
Passion of the Criggety3/22/0419
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0415
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/0418
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0427
My Neck Hurts3/4/0420
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0410
McTriathlon2/26/0418
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/0434
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/0421
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/048
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/0419
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0424
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/048
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/0410
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0415
Week 202/3/0423
Week 191/28/0426
Week 181/21/0421
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/0432
20041/7/0420
Week 161/3/0429
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0310
Week 1512/21/0311
Week 1412/14/0311
Week 13.512/10/0335
Week 1312/7/0327
Week 1211/30/038
Week 1111/23/0323
Week 1011/17/0318
Week 911/10/0324
Week 811/3/0315
Week 710/28/0324
Week 610/21/0320
Week 510/14/0326
Week 410/7/0315
Week 39/30/037
Week 29/23/0316
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