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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14121,091
Google Transcribe3/3/14121,420
Picture Catchups2/20/14128,744
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14130,480
Computers, Computers12/14/13136,379
News - Year In Review11/30/1312,247
Long Live the Civic11/2/1316,605
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/137,011
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/136,891
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/132,924
Our Wedding10/3/132,552
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/131,650
Football Fans8/27/1317,345
German8/20/1317,963
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1318,805
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/131,626
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/131,599
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/131,636
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1320,313
White People Music6/25/1313,593
Lost Love6/12/137,794
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/137,387
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/136,808
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/132,642
Junk Car3/27/135,395
Gender Coverage3/3/135,863
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/138,135
Happy New Year!1/3/1316,259
Modern Medicine12/21/1217,369
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1214,729
Duck Dynasty11/23/1216,708
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1213,342
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/125,904
Actual Food11/11/124,593
Election11/7/124,780
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1219,787
Super Spacemobile8/18/1217,701
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214,827
Florence Fight Club6/30/1217,024
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217,895
Moving!4/30/127,005
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/129,458
Snatch3/31/127,478
Picture Catch Up2/19/126,229
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1218,586
IAWTV Awards1/11/1210,241
Happier News12/30/1111,024
Sad News12/28/119,837
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/115,954
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1110,985
The Great State War12/8/115,899
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/115,977
Breakfast Rappers11/1/119,983
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1111,209
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1110,277
A**hole Monkey9/30/1110,216
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1112,001
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1110,152
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1111,009
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/119,445
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1112,480
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/117,217
Book Signing6/17/112,418
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/113,590
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/116,854
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/118,252
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1113,314
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/115,709
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/116,025
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/115,266
Swimming With Snakes5/5/115,332
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/114,554
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/113,966
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/113,767
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/113,588
Terror Baby4/6/113,725
WNBA Dunk3/28/114,177
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/113,927
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/113,635
Dead Fish Tide3/10/114,118
Hit and Rearview3/8/113,531
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/113,616
Expired Shampoo2/27/113,608
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/114,098
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1117,041
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/112,488
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,932
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/114,582
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/116,818
Guns1/25/115,228
More Pictures1/20/115,627
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/115,534
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1157,457
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/116,845
Southern Hospitality1/4/115,640
Numbers12/28/106,832
Wacky Symbols12/23/105,803
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/104,642
Birthday Olympics12/14/104,952
Catching Up12/9/104,119
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/106,534
States of Confusion11/20/107,293
VooDoo Donut11/18/107,233
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/107,233
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/106,638
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/107,208
Fortune10/13/104,386
The Backin' Up Song10/8/104,554
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/109,697
GIF of the Day9/22/106,076
More Bars In More Places9/13/105,072
You Down With?9/3/104,266
Captcha8/30/104,282
Hacked8/25/104,075
Holiday Graph8/17/105,739
Andre the Giant8/12/103,236
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/104,015
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/102,817
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/104,769
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1039,455
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/105,180
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,919
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/103,649
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,954
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/105,353
I've Got a Scammer6/22/103,660
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/105,835
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/105,094
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/105,524
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/109,824
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/103,831
Man Diagram5/18/105,665
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/105,138
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/104,774
Angry Turtle5/7/103,661
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1014,610
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/103,540
Conspiracy Nut4/28/103,503
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/104,853
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/104,143
Barely a Bear4/19/103,660
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/104,261
The Jessies, 20104/14/103,744
Switzerland, 902104/12/104,200
Viral Pixels4/8/104,834
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/105,109
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1010,643
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1014,943
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/105,423
Century Map - Final!3/11/102,535
It has begun...3/10/102,664
Century Squared3/9/102,465
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/103,669
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/102,949
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/103,249
Triceracopter2/23/102,459
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/103,121
Natty Light2/17/102,388
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102,875
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/103,555
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,933
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/103,634
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/104,112
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/102,489
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/105,806
Jewelry1/25/102,486
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/102,591
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/102,469
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/102,453
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/102,313
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/103,347
Archives Updated1/5/102,362
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/106,760
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/104,015
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/096,521
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/092,744
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/094,461
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/092,914
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/094,905
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/093,457
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/092,957
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/094,157
Birthday12/11/093,092
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/093,389
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/093,242
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/093,641
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/093,416
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/093,671
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/095,715
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/094,383
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/095,937
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,075,771
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/094,608
Theo's Board11/5/092,844
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/095,682
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/092,910
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/098,139
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/092,626
Tournament For Life10/26/092,702
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/093,425
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/095,708
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/092,692
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/098,289
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/093,137
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/095,372
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/096,766
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/095,574
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/092,719
Drag Racing10/1/093,450
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/093,229
Lost and Found9/29/093,374
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/093,610
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/093,157
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/096,061
1,000,000 Views!9/11/092,804
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/094,172
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/092,517
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/093,084
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0911,653
Misconception Quiz9/3/092,987
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/091,888
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/096,663
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/092,782
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/092,817
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/095,574
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/093,600
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0914,420
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/092,730
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/095,986
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/094,345
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/092,850
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/094,957
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0910,875
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/093,249
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/093,970
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/099,894
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/096,534
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/093,605
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/092,810
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/095,344
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0910,332
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/092,529
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/095,148
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/092,867
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0912,049
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/092,850
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0912,787
Manolith7/14/092,508
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/095,476
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/096,060
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09224,730
4D of July7/6/092,947
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/092,531
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0911,002
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/092,280
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/092,610
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/092,597
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/092,457
Super Zorch 26/27/092,193
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/092,360
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/092,680
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/093,140
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/092,656
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/092,309
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/092,498
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/092,295
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/092,721
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/092,698
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/091,996
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/092,257
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/092,824
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091,910
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/093,658
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/092,439
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/092,551
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0970,721
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/093,594
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/095,712
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/092,419
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/092,104
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/091,796
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/091,857
Super Zorch5/25/091,857
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/094,654
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/092,888
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/092,409
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/092,301
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/092,533
Shark Suplex5/13/096,311
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/092,816
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0991,886
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/093,198
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/094,967
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/098,744
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,176,221
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0964,984
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/093,311
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/093,342
The Haircut Dream4/29/092,547
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/093,211
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/092,199
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/099,028
The Mystery Poop4/23/093,488
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/095,928
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0925,072
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/091,637
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/092,371
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/093,964
Easter Follow-up4/14/092,223
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/092,357
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09382,386
I Heart 8mpg4/9/092,442
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/094,175
Fortune Cookie4/7/092,481
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0962,596
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/092,371
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/092,140
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/092,260
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/073,576
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0711,376
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/071,630
Rants12/19/071,557
Origami Boulder12/10/071,673
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/072,233
My Will - PS11/11/071,910
My Will11/9/072,224
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/077,506
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/071,676
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/072,676
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/071,829
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/071,828
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/074,128
Marshmallows10/10/071,978
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0731,561
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/074,106
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/072,009
Turbo Prop10/1/071,608
Context9/25/071,555
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071,925
Mascot Rematch 19/23/072,015
Mascot Death Matches9/22/072,471
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/072,340
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/071,574
I Hate Moving9/7/071,710
The New House9/3/071,623
Wedding Horror8/31/071,997
And^58/28/072,569
Buffalo^88/27/073,501
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/071,565
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/071,344
Yard Games8/13/071,736
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/071,833
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/073,179
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/072,030
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/071,523
Cabin7/18/073,609
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/072,796
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/071,669
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/071,538
Undesirable6/25/071,509
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/072,347
Foot --> Mouth6/18/071,654
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/071,746
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/072,054
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/073,170
Choking Hazard6/7/072,056
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/072,069
Ron's BAC5/27/072,773
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/071,520
PS - May5/18/071,577
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/071,367
Q and A5/15/071,686
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/071,289
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/071,813
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/071,872
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/071,313
Tri 25/3/071,491
Broken Printer4/19/071,154
Venne Week4/15/071,400
Marlboro Mask3/30/071,390
Airport Rant3/17/072,400
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/071,456
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/071,400
Random Words2/23/071,736
Euginia's Story2/1/072,804
My Gay Date1/28/071,622
Waterless Toilets1/17/072,553
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/063,307
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/061,569
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/061,559
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/061,471
Spam12/8/063,027
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/061,647
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/061,786
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/061,585
Line Rider11/14/061,638
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/065,420
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/061,847
Hollyween11/5/061,561
Parking Ticket11/2/061,521
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/061,489
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/061,506
Voicemail auditions10/25/061,588
Dickies10/20/061,518
Mules10/18/062,313
Our New Website10/16/061,520
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/061,474
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/061,693
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/061,446
Americanians10/6/061,496
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/061,572
BAS-TARDs10/4/063,866
Godmother9/28/061,378
Giant Blueberries9/26/061,627
Reno9/25/061,369
Gun Case9/23/061,281
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/061,407
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/062,010
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/061,464
Warranty9/12/061,389
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/061,405
Failure Defined9/7/061,375
New Roommate... Again9/6/061,356
Totalling Totals9/3/061,361
Cavities9/1/061,384
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/061,572
Top Rated Weddings8/28/061,602
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/061,574
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/061,637
Representative Places8/24/061,419
Phone a Friend8/22/061,407
Drunk at Wedding8/21/061,337
Watermelons8/18/062,950
Wombats on a Moped8/17/061,279
Snakes on a Plane8/16/061,371
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/061,439
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/061,486
BTW8/12/061,409
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/061,384
Kicked Out8/9/061,427
Brian's Wedding8/8/061,297
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/063,226
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/063,138
House of Wax8/2/062,649
Back8/1/061,391
Website Reconstruction7/27/061,328
Last Day of Security7/24/061,522
Mail Order Camera7/22/061,347
Caste Party7/20/061,296
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/061,344
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/061,405
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/061,330
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/061,367
4th of July Follow-up7/9/061,355
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/061,491
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/062,133
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/062,263
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/062,287
Security Nap6/28/061,363
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/061,295
Beef Jerky6/23/061,372
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/061,410
Soldier Homecoming6/19/061,296
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/061,555
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/061,602
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/061,533
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/061,343
Hershey6/9/061,290
Epic Weekend part 26/8/061,332
Epic Weekend part 16/7/061,352
More Hershey6/6/061,369
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/061,361
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/061,641
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/061,375
Uhaul5/26/061,660
Play Pics5/25/061,430
Show's Down5/22/061,335
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/062,651
Show's Up5/15/061,250
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/061,591
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/061,386
Broken Parking Meters5/3/061,314
Cat Lipstick4/29/061,858
Speak-and-Type4/28/061,283
Not Normal4/25/061,409
Airplane Proposal4/22/061,332
Easter in New York4/19/061,193
You're An All-Star4/16/061,318
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/061,553
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/061,398
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/061,430
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/061,311
Almost 04/05/064/4/061,360
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/061,343
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/061,442
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/061,312
Nine Stages3/25/061,233
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/061,366
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/061,398
Casting Call3/13/061,233
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/061,366
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/061,552
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/061,331
Imaginary Numbers2/27/061,322
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/061,364
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/061,148
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/061,568
ZZyzx2/18/061,461
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/061,566
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/063,126
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/061,228
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/061,279
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/061,385
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/062,196
Alpacas2/3/062,813
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064,765
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/061,392
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/062,374
FLIRT1/28/061,358
Ski Trip1/26/061,312
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/061,353
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/061,268
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/061,376
Outburst Birth Control1/20/061,273
Golf Trip1/18/061,238
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/061,324
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/061,333
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/061,390
Another Year12/31/051,265
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053,872
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/052,165
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/052,379
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/052,258
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/052,233
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/051,282
Double Traffic12/16/051,252
Words That Suck Ass12/15/051,318
Words That Are Cool12/14/051,378
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/051,453
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/051,472
More Fun With Pennies12/8/051,523
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/051,524
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/051,472
Pennies12/2/051,455
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/051,461
Turkey Smuggling11/29/051,278
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/051,285
Jury Duty11/22/051,410
Leftovers11/21/051,308
PBR11/18/052,117
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/051,550
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/051,563
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/051,621
Surveys11/10/051,410
Free Razor11/9/051,248
More Costume Ideas11/7/051,386
Costume Ideas11/4/051,812
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/051,384
Jenn's Ass10/31/051,379
Lobby Ambassador10/30/051,641
BTW10/28/051,354
Snake v. Alligator10/26/051,560
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/052,866
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/052,075
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/051,313
Sky Mall10/21/051,714
Months10/20/051,319
Juxtaposition10/17/051,344
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/053,185
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/051,314
Hair's Your Post10/11/051,326
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/051,285
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/051,371
T9Word Foiled10/7/051,318
T9Word Challenge10/5/051,261
T9Word Story10/4/051,542
House Phone10/2/051,294
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/051,507
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/051,260
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/051,389
Student Truck Drivers9/26/051,257
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/051,207
Sam's Elevator9/22/051,323
Ilana9/20/051,216
Modern Convenience9/19/051,279
We've done it!9/16/051,233
Two Years in L.A.9/15/051,265
Claw Hammer9/13/051,583
My Fortune9/11/053,618
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/051,901
Electrical Surge9/6/051,260
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/051,210
Family Picture9/5/051,213
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/051,196
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/051,344
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/051,291
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/051,440
Death of the Scootskate8/25/051,750
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/051,354
Recap8/23/051,371
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/051,392
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,843
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/051,377
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/051,554
One More Picture8/13/051,192
Last Idaho Post8/10/051,371
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/051,372
Barter8/8/051,355
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/051,436
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/051,969
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/051,543
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/051,267
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/051,400
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/051,250
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/051,612
Own3d, again7/14/051,286
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/051,261
Random7/11/051,245
Speaking of cars...7/11/051,437
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/052,848
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/051,514
Blueberry Juice7/7/052,121
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/051,396
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/051,591
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/051,696
TiVo7/1/051,597
Good Day6/28/051,290
My First Shooting6/27/051,359
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/053,190
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/051,444
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/051,317
Statistics6/21/051,319
My First Earthquake6/19/053,134
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/051,351
Porn Truck6/16/051,416
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/051,299
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/051,290
Vegas6/13/051,641
Off To Las Vegas6/9/051,571
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/051,409
Beer Voices6/7/051,327
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/051,309
Customer Service6/4/051,280
Final Referral Post6/2/051,435
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/051,469
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/051,493
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/053,027
Speaking of Which...5/26/051,464
Donkey Balls5/25/052,642
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/051,275
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/051,340
Old Country Punking5/17/051,324
Fucking Door5/15/051,350
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/051,237
SAT Stumper5/10/051,424
Barely a Musical5/9/051,451
Husband of the Year5/5/051,341
Whole Fish Plate5/3/051,357
Termite Carnival5/2/051,421
One Upped4/28/051,452
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/051,419
My Current Desktop Background4/26/051,218
Gross Cups4/25/051,367
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/052,035
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/051,615
Pope Odds4/20/051,732
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/051,356
Return of the Smile4/7/051,242
Christian Science4/2/051,452
Weekend Mayhem4/2/051,296
Best Search Hits - March4/2/051,227
Nick and Angie3/8/051,340
Lost Hat3/5/051,450
Best Search Hits - February3/2/051,296
New York2/22/051,581
Off to NY; New Record2/18/051,280
April's Couch2/17/051,733
April's Cooler2/16/051,303
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/051,428
Restocking2/13/051,391
High Speed Chase2/11/051,432
Weekend2/9/051,566
Losing A Car2/7/051,457
Gaining A Car 22/6/051,355
Gaining A Car2/5/052,141
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/051,426
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/051,325
Guest Post - Mark1/30/051,418
...Still In Mourning1/27/051,505
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/051,395
It's Over1/22/051,394
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/051,445
A Weekend1/17/051,373
Rain in LA1/15/051,425
Of course...1/13/051,464
The Magnum1/12/051,383
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/051,294
Gay Bar1/9/051,308
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/051,469
Best Search Hits - December1/6/051,415
Own3d1/5/051,469
Happy New Year1/3/051,357
NYG12/31/041,406
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/042,917
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/041,382
Catching Up12/27/041,524
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/041,654
Anticipation12/19/041,280
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/041,346
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/041,636
Supersecurity12/16/041,301
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/041,311
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/041,273
Or maybe...12/12/041,262
My Birthday12/11/041,280
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/041,811
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/041,294
In'N'Out12/7/041,318
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/041,256
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/041,267
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/041,333
Best Search Hits - November12/2/041,414
Random Numbers12/1/041,285
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/041,541
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/041,702
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/041,716
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/041,658
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/041,656
Guest Post11/22/041,616
Drawer of Death11/20/041,409
Yankee Doodles11/19/041,418
DDR PS11/17/041,305
DDR11/16/041,419
East Coast Trip11/15/041,480
Burning! Burning!11/13/041,421
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/041,345
Statue Add-On11/7/041,441
Statue11/4/041,321
Best Search Hits - October11/2/041,288
Halloween Party10/31/041,479
Samurai Weapons10/30/041,860
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/041,417
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/041,480
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/041,466
Allied Chem Dry10/20/041,431
PS Johnny10/19/041,606
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/041,319
Dirty Pop Party10/16/041,926
Assless Chaps10/13/041,564
Computerless10/12/041,510
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/041,347
Beer and Pizza10/9/041,566
PBR10/6/041,617
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/041,513
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/041,862
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,862
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/041,871
Disastrous Trip9/27/041,859
Here We Go Again...9/26/041,790
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/041,878
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/041,809
How?9/21/041,895
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/042,506
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/041,861
Pay Toilets9/17/041,604
One Year Anniversary9/15/041,437
Stripfest9/11/041,475
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/041,461
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/041,632
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/041,515
Yoshinoya9/4/041,403
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/041,544
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/041,545
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/041,264
Skunking8/29/044,346
Work Schedule8/27/041,364
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/041,472
My Toe Hurts8/15/041,327
Moving In...8/14/041,538
Moving Out...8/13/041,450
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/041,372
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/041,441
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/041,551
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/041,627
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/041,464
Camping 28/2/041,629
Countdown8/1/041,404
The System7/27/041,585
The Fall of Productivity7/25/041,380
AVP7/22/041,377
For the Love of God7/17/041,478
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/041,593
Malibu7/12/041,422
Dodgeball7/11/041,468
The Sad News...7/8/041,487
Happy 4th7/4/041,524
Eureka!7/2/041,546
Vegas 36/30/041,436
Vegas 26/29/041,902
It Continues6/27/041,465
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/041,742
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/041,445
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/042,681
Vacation!6/3/041,852
Diligence6/2/041,655
Securitata!5/31/041,538
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/041,615
Catching Up5/29/041,433
How You Found Me5/25/041,526
Marathon Pix5/23/041,452
Gas5/18/041,414
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/041,511
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/041,583
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/042,022
Car Stew5/6/041,508
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/042,604
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/041,862
Car Set-Ups4/24/041,841
Triathlon P.S.4/20/041,504
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/043,406
Triathlon4/18/041,929
Security Guard of the Month4/9/042,525
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/041,361
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/041,480
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/041,527
Indian Giving3/26/041,549
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/041,588
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/043,102
Passion of the Criggety3/22/041,668
Wholesale Bliss3/15/041,571
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/041,467
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/041,605
My Neck Hurts3/4/041,753
Dueling Diatribes2/29/042,527
McTriathlon2/26/041,763
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/044,756
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/043,875
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/041,609
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/042,516
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/042,048
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/041,562
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/041,522
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/041,753
Week 202/3/041,602
Week 191/28/041,827
Week 181/21/041,726
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/041,887
20041/7/042,662
Week 161/3/041,838
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/031,546
Week 1512/21/031,559
Week 1412/14/031,530
Week 13.512/10/032,656
Week 1312/7/031,554
Week 1211/30/031,713
Week 1111/23/031,867
Week 1011/17/031,684
Week 911/10/031,941
Week 811/3/031,744
Week 710/28/031,659
Week 610/21/031,775
Week 510/14/032,082
Week 410/7/031,688
Week 39/30/032,103
Week 29/23/031,975
Week 19/17/032,068

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