Jenn's Ass - 10/31/05
Why did roommate Jenn bust into my room a couple weeks ago and demand loudly that I sign the name "X...

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Lobby Ambassador - 10/30/05
For those wondering (and I'm sure no one is), I still work as a security guard two nights a week. T...

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BTW - 10/28/05
First, click here if you wanna see a ...

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Snake v. Alligator - 10/26/05
A story from my friend Genya:
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Monster-Epic Ballads - 10/25/05
I'm obsessed with Monster Ballads right now. As I write this I'm listening to Every Rose Has Its...

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How the Months Got Their Names - 10/24/05
Thanks to curiosity and Sunday with nothing to do, I finally got around to looking up the history of...

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Responses to Hair Post; Month Post - 10/23/05
Friend Scott emailed me recently with a couple additions to the stupid barbershop names post. Last ...

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Sky Mall - 10/21/05
Nothing as eventful as the trail mix episode occurred on my flight back from...

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Months - 10/20/05
The other day I came to a strange realization. You know how September, October, November and Decemb...

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Juxtaposition - 10/17/05
This weekend was my friend Kristian's wedding. Kris and I lived in the same hall freshman and sopho...

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Airplane Trail Mix - 10/14/05
I'm currently in Michigan for my college friend Kristian's wedding. First of all, congrats Kristian...

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Fast Fast Food Post - 10/13/05
I was sitting in line at the Drive-In at TBell last night (what else is new), when the guy in line a...

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Hair's Your Post - 10/11/05
A friend Jen and I were involved in a rather tangential discussion yesterday when we came upon the s...

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Speaking of Phone Quirks... - 10/10/05
In addition to having T9 word-comprehension problems, my phone also has a voice-activated calling fe...

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T9Word... Out of Control - 10/9/05
It started out as just words. Numerically repetitive ones that were really good in T9.

Nightl...

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T9Word Foiled - 10/7/05
So Jeremy, who's even more of a raging nerd than I am, h...

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T9Word Challenge - 10/5/05
In light of yesterday's post about "Brian" being "Asian" in T9, I've received a slew of other sugges...

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T9Word Story - 10/4/05
The theme of this week's posts will be phones.

Anybody out there love text-messaging as an exc...

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House Phone - 10/2/05
Why do people even have house phones anymore?

I suppose we do use our land line once in a whil...

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