The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream - 4/30/09
Speaking of dreams, I had another strange one last night. I really need to stop drinking Jaeger bef...

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The Haircut Dream - 4/29/09
Last night, I dreamt I had to get a haircut.

I don't know if was the wind blowing through...

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Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist - 4/28/09
This is on a bus stop bench near my house. I think the dentist advertised is one of those gentle "W...

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Celebrity Chipotle - 4/27/09
I live in LA and work in what you could call the entertainment industry (if making ridiculous web vi...

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Slow-Motion Laughing Babies - 4/24/09
A couple weeks ago (in fact during the same conversation that spawned the ...

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The Mystery Poop - 4/23/09
OK, this post involves poop, so consider yourself warned, but I'll try to refrain from being gra...

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Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture? - 4/22/09

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Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies - 4/20/09

As you may know, I lo...

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Google Pot Favorite Strains - 4/20/09
Fooled you! There is no Google Pot mashup. In fact, one of the schwag farms is actually my aunt an...

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Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs - 4/17/09
It has now been 2.5 years since I've been heavily involved in the internet video business, and 1.25 ...

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The Snuggie's Retarded Brother - 4/15/09
My friend Kiki sent me this, as a nominee for "WTF Item of the Month." Actually, she was suggesting...

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Easter Follow-up - 4/14/09
So, just how many calories does it take to make enough candy to hide for 30 near-thirty Easter Egg H...

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Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs - 4/13/09
Yesterday, for Easter, we had an Egg Hunt at our house, where hunters searched high and low for cand...

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'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song - 4/10/09
I guess we all kind of knew this... But this is what happens when you lay 'Funky Cold Medina' and '...

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I Heart 8mpg - 4/9/09
This guy always parks his truck outside our work, with his audacious license plate.


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Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign - 4/8/09
Or should I say, TWO stop signs.

Alright, so I haven't figured out the tech side of the n...

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Fortune Cookie - 4/7/09
At least once a week, I eat at this poor man's Panda Express of a Chinese restaurant near my work. ...

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The Post That Got Me Banned - 4/6/09
Once upon the time (last January), there was a blogger named Pau1. Because blogging doesn't pay muc...

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What's New on Paulspond? - 4/5/09
In the year that PP was down, I had the chance to fix a few things with the site. Or rather, I had ...

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Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus - 4/4/09
I'm back!


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Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday! - 4/3/09
After over 16 months of hiatus, Paulpond.com will resume soiling the internet on Monday, April 6th!<...

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