Most of this last weekend's recap has been taking place in picture form so far, so I'll keep giving it to you. The following photos pretty much sum up the weekend:
Did I forget to mention this? My roommate Brian and his girlfriend Adrienne spontaneously got married this weekend. They came home from the bars and beach Saturday afternoon, announced they were driving to Vegas to get married, and proceeded to do just that. They came back the next day with the rings and marriage certificate to prove it. Which leads me to...
TOP 5 THINGS NOBODY SAW COMING THIS WEEKEND
#5 - More games of Flip-Cup were played than Beerpong this weekend (though one of the Beerpong games was the greatest ever)
#4 - 7 grown men spontaneously brought blueberries and made blueberry juice at 11:30pm Saturday night, instead of going to a party.
#3 - These same 7 grown men then spent an hour watching "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" with the sound off, while waiting for a cab to come to take them to said party, all messed up on blueberry juice. Said cab never arrived.
#2 - Brian and Adrienne got married.
#1 - Brian was unable to drink Jaeger for 10 solid minutes afterward, because he was preoccupied about having just gotten married.
So there you have it.
Goddamn, I can't wait 'til next 4th of July.