8 More Appropriate State Anagrams - 7/4/11
Turns out, every state has anagrams (except Hawai’i, unless you’re willing to get REAL flexible and count “Aw, A Hi I” as an anagram). Just not all of them are good. Or funny. Or clean. Or grammatically correct.

As I was creeping through "seriously, I have too much time on my hands than I’m rearranging state names” land, I found a handful more decent ones. And then at the bottom, we get to wail on poor South Carolina.

NEBRASKA = BAR SNAKE


Nebraska does lead the country in number of fake phone numbers given out.

PENNSYLVANIA = NINE NAVY PALS

I tried to find a photo of an ennead of PA sailor buddies in front of a big ship... but you know. Pennsylvania doesn’t border an ocean..

DELAWARE = LEWD AREA


ILLINOIS = OIL IS NIL


Too bad cars can't run on corrupt politicians.

GEORGIA = I GO RAGE

This either refers to General Sherman, or that racist Braves pitcher from a few years back. Too soon?

PENNSYLVANIA = EVIL SPA NANNY



And of course I couldn’t go without including my two favorite two dirty ones...

LOUISIANA = I OIL A ANUS


WASHINGTON = GNAW ON SHIT



See 12 Surprisingly Appropriate State Anagrams and South Carolina Anagrams for more patriotic nerdiness.

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