South Carolina Anagrams - 7/1/11
OK, now South Carolina. For some reason, South Carolina is by far the most anagramable state. Maybe it’s written into their constitution, along with tobacco and NASCAR.

In any case, there’s a veritable gold-mine of great ways to rearrange the letters S-O-U-T-H-C-A-R-O-L-I-N-A in hilarious ways. Here are just a few.

- RICH SAUNA TOOL



- HOT RACIAL ONUS

This sounds bad, but when you realize that “Onus” actually means “Burden”, takes on some profound historical-sociological depth.

- URINAL CAHOOTS

- HONOR IS ACTUAL

- ALSO TOUR CHINA

You know, since the two are close together, while you're traveling.

- ULTRA CASINO HO

(or, alternatively, ‘A ULTRASONIC HO’)

- HAUL IRON TACOS

- AUNTS LOCO HAIR

- A HARLOT COUSIN

- A COITAL ONRUSH


To any South Carolinians reading this: my apologies that a lot of these make your state seem pretty backwards. This is too bad, because SC’s quite a nice place. Except the backwards parts.

See 12 Surprisingly Appropriate State Anagrams and 8 More Appropriate State Anagrams for more patriotic nerdiness.

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