"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump" - 1/29/14
From my friend Pat, this overhead shot of Northwestern's campus...

Yes, yes it does. As other friend Nathan and various other posters have pointed out, he's either crapping out the library or student center, or his nether regions are the hang out spot for a bunch of scum-eating carp, whom I once tried to wallop with a brick one night coming back from the fraternities.



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